State of the art Business Directory Job - I want the best only pros

I am looking for a team of programmers and designers who are the best of the best. No good or pretty good - but THE BEST OF THE BEST This job will pay thousands and require graphic design, database programming, server management, email marketing and the creation of a custom CMS We are building a Business Directory! for Australian Business and will be competing with multi-million dollar companies. This site will be one of a kind and rank very well in Google naturally. There will be Banner advertising management, page generation scripts, user controlled memberships/listings among other advance online marketing tools built in to the website. To be considered for this job you must write IM THE BEST in your bid or your bid will be hidden. Copy and paste a bid PMB and i will remove it. You must have a team of talented graphic designers, web designers, programmers in PHP, Mysql, Java, AJAX, and lots more. You must show us your proven track record in building Massive website on dedicated servers with high level security for credit card processing and database management. This is not the job but the application process to find the best out there to work with us on this project. We will contact the candidates we think are professional enough - you must be fluent in ENGLISH