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I'm looking for a skilled website developer to create a visually appealing and user-friendly portfolio website for me. Key Requirements: - The website should have a sleek, modern design with a focus on showcasing my work effectively. - It should be easy to navigate, ensuring visitors can view my portfolio with ease. - The site should be optimized for both desktop and mobile devices. - The project completion timeline is 2-4 weeks, so I need someone who can commit to this timeframe. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in developing portfolio websites - Proficient in web design and development, particularly with a strong eye for design - Knowledge of SEO and website optimization - Comfortable with working within a set timeframe - Excellent communication skills If you b...

I'm seeking a professional and discreet individual in București, Romania to conduct urgent educational verification for a potential hire. Key Requirements: - Verify the authenticity of the candidate's educational background - Handle the verification expediently and with strict confidentiality - Present findings in a clear and concise manner Ideal Candidate: - Experience in conducting educational verifications - Familiarity with high school and university level verification processes - Proven track record of handling sensitive information with discretion - Strong communication skills for report preparation. This is an urgent requirement, so I need a freelancer who can start immediately and deliver timely results. A performance-based bonus is also possible for exceptional serv...

I am looking for a virtual assistant to support me with schedule management, data entry, and guest interactions. Key Responsibilities: - Schedule Management: The assistant should help me keep track of my appointments, deadlines, and important dates. This includes setting reminders and ensuring I'm always aware of my upcoming commitments. - Data Entry: There will be a need to input various types of information into spreadsheets or databases, ensuring accuracy and efficiency. - Guest Interactions: Good communication skills are essential. The assistant will be in charge of interacting with guests, handling queries, and providing assistance in a professional manner. Ideal Candidate: - Experience in virtual assistance or similar roles. - Proficient in the use of mobile apps, computer sof...

We are looking to place two Rockstar Call Center Directors. The ideal candidate must have: - A minimum of 5 years managing call centers. - The ability to type at 70 WPM. - Perfect spoken English and Spanish. - Incredible charisma - 5 Years Experience Being a a hardcore Sales Assassin, must be a sales killer - Unreal Confidence - Jordan Belfort JR like personality Additional Requirements: - Proven track record of successfully leading and improving call center operations to achieve outstanding customer service. - Strong problem-solving skills and the ability to make critical decisions under pressure. - Excellent organizational and time management skills. - A deep understanding of call center software and technologies. - Ability to recruit, train, and motivate staff to exceed targets. - Exper...

I'm in need of an experienced AutoCAD expert who can assist me in creating architectural drawings for commercial buildings. Specifically, I require help in drawing creation and 2D drafting. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in AutoCAD: You should be skilled in using AutoCAD for drafting and creating accurate architectural drawings. - Experience with Architectural Drawings: Prior experience in creating architectural drawings, particularly for commercial buildings, is a must. - Attention to Detail: An eye for detail is critical in ensuring the drawings are precise and comply with the standards required for commercial construction. Your responsibilities will include: - Creating detailed architectural drawings for commercial buildings using AutoCAD. - Ensuring that the drawings are accura...

I'm seeking a talented individual who can help me generate high-quality leads specifically for software development and IT consulting services like website development, application development and SEO. Key Requirements: - Excluding ads and SEO strategies to generate leads. - Proficient in lead generation techniques and strategies. - Expertise in implementing effective lead generation campaigns. - Familiarity with the IT industry and its nuances. - Ability to tailor lead generation efforts towards sales conversion. Please make sure to include your previous experience in the IT industry, particularly in generating leads for software development and IT consulting. Looking forward to hearing from you.

I need to create a video that looks and flows exactly like the video attached. The final video will be 1 minute in length. ***Please use the graphics and transcript in the figma link below to generate a 5-second clip of the video as your sample with your bid, along with the cost to create the entire 1-minute video.***

I have a comedic vision that I'm eager to bring to life. Your rich experience in video recording, coupled with a sparkling sense of humor, will be the perfect fit for this project. - Video Theme: The video will revolve around comedy. Together, we'll brainstorm engaging and humorous content that's certain to captivate the audience. - Locations: Ideally, the recording should take place in various urban areas across the UK. These urban settings will add a gritty realism to our comedic scenes. - Editing: Depending upon how the recording process unfolds, I might need assistance with video editing. The extent of editing required and additional compensation can be negotiated later. I'm looking for passionate and talented individuals who have experience in: ...

I'm in need of a talented graphic designer who specializes in Manga style illustrations. The project involves creating a comic book with a simple, straightforward storyline. Key Requirements: - Proficient in Manga illustration: You should have a portfolio that showcases your expertise in this style. - Strong coloring skills: The comic book will be in color, so experience with color theory and execution is crucial. - Ability to bring a story to life: While the scenes are simple with minimal background details, I need someone who can still make them engaging and visually appealing. I'm looking for a freelancer who can take my storyline and create a compelling, easy-to-follow comic book that's visually stunning. Experience in creating similar projects or a strong manga illu...

I'm in need of a Laravel expert who can help me with both front-end and back-end development. Key Responsibilities: - Frontend Development: The candidate should be able to translate my design and wireframes into a functional and user-friendly interface. - Backend Development: I need someone who can efficiently work on the backend of my project, focusing on robustness and optimization. Skills and Experience Required: - Proven experience in Laravel development is a must. - Proficiency in both frontend and backend Laravel development. - Strong experience in translating design and wireframes into responsive and interactive interfaces. - Understanding of best coding practices and optimization techniques. - Ability to work independently and meet deadlines. We can provide the design a...

I am seeking a frontend engineer with proven proficiency in Nuxt, Tailwind, Typescript, RUST, and GoLang, to work on a Progressive Web Application (PWA). Key Responsibilities: - Converting design mockups into interactive web apps using and Tailwind CSS - Ensuring the site is responsive, optimized, and compatible across various platforms and browsers - Implementing SEO best practices and ensuring the project is well-documented Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong experience with and Tailwind CSS is essential - Proficiency in GoLang and RUST is preferred - Prior experience working on PWAs - Familiarity with SEO practices for web development - Ability to translate design into clean, maintainable, and reusable code - Being able to work in a fast-paced setup If you're a skilled fron...

I'm currently seeking a personal assistant who can help me manage my day-to-day activities. The primary tasks include email management and calendar scheduling. Key Responsibilities: - **Email Management:** As an Outlook user, you'll be responsible for keeping my inbox organized, flagging important emails, and responding to emails based on pre-set criteria. - **Calendar Scheduling:** I need someone who can effectively manage my calendar. You'll be responsible for setting up meetings, appointments, and ensuring that my schedule is well-organized and up-to-date. - **Prioritizing Tasks/Events:** I'm looking for someone who can help me prioritize my tasks and events. You need to be able to understand my schedule and commitments and help ensure I'm allocating my time e...

I am looking for an experienced artist to create a realistic portrait of a fictional character - if Elijah Wood were to play Wolverine. The medium of choice for this portrait is digital art or pencil drawing. The character should be the main focus of the portrait and should be depicted in a realistic style. The portrait should be set against a simple color or gradient background, or light detail. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in digital art or pencil drawing - Experienced in creating realistic portraits - Ability to work with simple color or gradient backgrounds Please provide samples of your previous work in a similar style when applying.

I'm looking for a professional filmmaker who can help me create a documentary in the style of popular streaming services like Netflix. The documentary's topic is centered around my Cricket Coaching Business Mission Statement. I want this film to be engaging and informative, showcasing the essence of my business and its core values to a global audience. Your primary task is to capture the dedication and passion that goes into developing players' skills. Ideal skills and experience for this project: - Strong background in documentary filmmaking - Proficient in storytelling and content creation - Experience in creating educational or sports-related content - Familiarity with the essence of cricket or experience in sports-related projects - Strong Infographics also require...

I'm in need of an experienced website developer to assist with designing the layout for a mini resort website and social media for the business - The primary goal of this website is to showcase the facilities and amenities of a small resort. - I have a rough idea of the pages I'd like to include: Home, Accommodation, Facilities & Amenities, Activities, Gallery, and Contact. The ideal candidate should: - Have previous experience in website development, especially in designing visually appealing layouts. - Be able to collaborate and refine initial design ideas. - Have strong communication skills. - Experience in the travel or hospitality industry would be a big plus. Looking forward to working together!

I'm seeking experienced and professional grant writers who can help us secure funding for a new building that would support our mission of helping the youth in our community through basketball. Key features of the new facility include: - Adequate training facilities for our basketball academy - Classroom spaces for our educational programs - Hosting spaces for community events, tournaments and providing spaces for other youth sports teams and community organizations to practice Ideal Freelancer: - Experience writing successful grants for non-profit organizations - Understanding of youth sports programs or educational non-profits - A track record of securing funds for building projects or similar ventures. This project is more than just about a building; it's abou...

I'm seeking a skilled caricaturist to create more than 10 exaggerated style caricatures. These are intended for use in my classroom. Ideal Candidate: - Expertise in caricature art - Ability to create exaggerated caricatures - Previous experience with similar projects Your responsibilities will include: - Receiving reference images of students and staff - Crafting caricatures that are suitable for a classroom setting - Ensuring the final artworks are engaging and appropriate for educational purposes This is a fun and unique project that requires a creative and skilled professional. I'm looking forward to seeing your portfolio and discussing the details of the project further.

I'm looking for a skilled React Frontend Developer to create a user-friendly and responsive E-commerce site from scratch. The core functionality of the website will be e-commerce, so the ideal candidate will have experience in developing similar sites and the following skills: - Proficient in React and JavaScript - Experience with responsive design - Understanding of User Authentication - Expertise in integrating APIs The main features of the site will include: - E-commerce functionality, with emphasis on shopping cart and checkout process - User Authentication - Responsive design to ensure seamless experience across devices Your primary responsibility will be to bring our E-commerce platform to life through your exceptional React Frontend Development skills. The goal is to create ...

I'm in need of a skilled CSS expert to assist with a range of tasks for my website. I'm looking for someone who can help with website layout, responsive design, and CSS animations. Primary Goal: - The main purpose of my website is to showcase the products and services I offer. Preferred Design Style: - My preferred design style is modern and minimalist, and I would like my site to reflect this aesthetic. Availability: - The ideal candidate should be available during the day and early evening for ongoing work. Ideal skills for this job include: - Strong understanding and experience with CSS, responsive design, and animations - Familiarity with modern and minimalist design principles - Ability to collaborate effectively, and take initiative - Excellent communication skills -...

I need someone who can be a team member in the vibrant, crypto-oriented Discord community: Your main task is to obtain Discord roles in different communities. - Facilitate useful dialogs and maintain a positive atmosphere among th...Create engaging memes several times a week, worthy of spreading, to entertain users. - Create interesting Twitter threads that draw attention to the project, with fresh threads appearing several times a week. Mandatory understanding of cryptocurrencies, at least at a basic level, to effectively follow our users' discussions. Experience using Discord. Strong communication skills and a sense of humor are a must for this task. Please note: We are looking for an employee for a permanent job with a floating work schedule. Your earnings depend only o...

I am looking for someone skilled in Whaticket modifications. - Adding the feature to send reduced images similar to WhatsApp. So far, images are only sent in full size, I would like a separate button for sending images and another for documents, the same is already working - Grouping images for a more organized look similar to whatsapp. So far I can send more than one image but they are not grouped together like they are on Whatsapp, one appears below the other in the conversation Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in modifying Whaticket. These are simple adjustments so I would like someone who already knows the Whaticket code as it is on github, so the budget for this demand is low. the application is already running in production so the adjustments will be made directly on the vps...

Logo Design for [new Hair Club DINAN] Project Summary: Easy to read and ligible We are looking for a talented graphic designer to create a unique and eye-catching logo for our new Hair Style business. The logo should have a icon of a girl but it should look like a hair icon that will effectively represent our brand and make a lasting impression on our target audience. Requirements: 1. Original and creative logo design that reflects the nature of our business. 2. Professional and modern look and feel. 3. Versatility to be used across different mediums (website, social media, print materials, etc.). 4. High-quality and scalable vector files (AI, EPS, PDF). Font & Color Guideline: - Font Name: Niconne & ABeeZee - Color Code: Primary Color: 102222 Secondary Color: 3A1D19 We are...

I am seeking a skilled graphic designer with a solid understanding of brand identity for a logo text modification initiative in my business. The task involves transitioning from our current logo text to a new, specific phrase while maintaining fit and appeal. • Role responsibilities: 1. Alter the current logo text to a particular phrase I have in mind. The challenge here is to substitute the text without losing the original appeal of the logo. • Desired freelancer's qualifications: 1. Proven experience in custom text logo design. 2. Excellent understanding of different typography that best fits various settings. 3. Ability to incorporate feedback and make necessary revisions. 4. High attention to detail to maintain the design consistency. 5. Knowledge in brand identity t...

We are seeking an experienced AI Voice Bot Engineer to join our team. As an AI Voice Bot Engineer, you will be responsible for designing, developing, and implementing voice bot solutions using cutting-edge AI technologies. This role requires strong technical skills in AI, natural language processing (NLP), and speech recognition. You should also have a solid understanding of cloud-based platforms and APIs. The ideal candidate will have experience in building and deploying voice bots for various industries, including customer support, sales, marketing, and automotive. If you are passionate about AI and have a proven track record in developing innovative voice bot solutions, we would love to hear from you

I'm in the process of hiring a PHP and Node developer. The main responsibilities of the developer will include: need POS sytem paymnt to b fix more detail we will discus son chat

Hi, So i am here looking for some active participants to work on this task of listing. A test will be taken for the task. It's a one time task and won’t tale much of time. All the required information will be provided. Kindly make sure to ask everything to make things clear and the pay will ne given according to the task. Newbies are preferred. Thanks

I require assistance with preparing both my personal and business tax returns. need to file tax exxnsion as well Ideal Skills: - Extensive experience with personal and business tax returns - Proven track record of handling similar cases Details: - I have maintained organized financial records for the tax period in question. - I am specifically looking for support in the preparation of my returns, and not for tax planning or advice. Please reach out if you have relevant experience and can provide reliable support.

I want to rank in the top three google results on average for the following keyword phrases Target Country is USA 1 - Accident Lawyers 2 - Truck Accident Lawyers 3 - Car Accident Lawyers 4 - Boat Accident Lawyers 5 - Construction Accident Lawyers 6 - Lyft Accident Lawyers 7 - Uber Accident Lawyers 8 - Pool Accident Lawyers 9 - Personal Injury Lawyers 10 - Motor Vehicle Accident Lawyers 11 - Personal Injury Lawyer Near Me 12 - Lawyer For Car Accident 13 - Personal Accident Lawyer 14 - Car Lawyer Accident 15 - Attorney Personal Injury Near Me 16 - Accident Lawyers Car 17 - Personal Injury Lawyer Attorney 18 - Car Accident Attorney Lawyer 19 - Accident Lawyer Near Me 20 - Lawyer For Auto Accident This is for the website The ranking must hold for 3 months before escrow is released. I mus...

I'm seeking a talented designer to create a modern logo for my new company. the logo will be for an electrical control equipment and software company. the name: Highpoint Energy Control Systems short name for marketing and website = HECSY We want to brand things HECSY - please make this word the focus and then have details of the company name incorporated into the design

I'm looking for a Shopify expert to help improve the loading speed of my online store. The areas of focus will be on the overall site performance, particularly in relation to complex scripts which are currently slowing down the site. Key tasks for this project include: - Identifying and optimizing complex scripts: The primary issue affecting the site speed is complex scripts running in the background. Your role will involve assessing these scripts and making necessary modifications to streamline their performance. - Implementing image optimization: While the primary concern is on the script side, there is also a need for image optimization. In this regard, we are looking for a solution that can automate this process for us while still maintaining image quality. The ideal candidate...

I am looking for a meticulous proofreader to go over my academic research essay, which is over 1000 words and follows APA 7th citation style. Key Requirements: - Proofreading: The primary task is to ensure the essay is free from any grammatical, punctuation, or spelling errors and structure. Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in academic proofreading with a focus on academic research essays. - Proficiency in APA citation style. This project is ideal for someone who has a strong background in academic writing and editing. A passion for education and research would be a plus medical background

I'm looking for a detail-oriented freelancer with experience in data entry. In your application, please include samples of your past work for similar projects. Skills required: - Data Entry - Attention to detail - Proficiency in relevant software

We are an industry-leading Aerospace manufacturer for airline companies, maintenance centers, MRO, aircraft manufacturers, OEM, coatings and other companies. We have a project in aerospace industry and we want a 3D specialist who can use Blender and make modification in textures We are looking for a specialist in Blender and 3D. Our geometries are multiple models of 3D Aircrafts For this project, you will have to put technical markings from a technical document on the outside texture of provided 3D aircrafts You will have to find the position of the antennas and external devices on the external texture of the aircraft using our technical books, crop the technical marking and put it on the texture 3D aircraft. Please let us know if you re interested in this project and we can discuss the d...

I'm launching a brand new enterprise and am in need of a logo. I'm specifically looking for a style that appeals to children. Key Requirements: - The logo should be creative and engaging. - It must have a child-friendly appeal. I'm on a tight deadline and need this project completed as soon as possible. Ideal Freelancer: - Prior experience designing logos for children's brands. - Able to work in a fast-paced environment. - Creative thinker with a flair for child-centric design.

we have a guidebook in CorelDRAW format and need some text changed. I will provide the document where you can just copy and paste.

I'm in need of an experienced .NET fullstack developer for a personal web application project. Key Requirements: - Design, develop, test and deploy a web application using .NET - Strong expertise in front-end development - Skilled in working with databases and server-side languages Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in .NET framework - Proficient in front-end development technologies - Experience in developing personal web applications - Strong communication skills and a proactive approach Please note that the primary functions of the web application are still being determined and will be shared with the selected developer. Would love to see your past projects and hear your ideas for this project.

I need some easy work in Android I need some android apps using java I need easy work at low budget but for long term I need work from Pakistan freelancer

I'm currently experiencing some technical difficulties with my website's reservation page. When attempting to make a reservation, the page remains unchanged after submission, displaying no updates or error messages, leaving me unsure of the specific problem. Ideal candidate would: - Have significant experience with troubleshooting and fixing malfunctions on websites. - Be able to identify, explain, and rectify the issue at hand. - Be available for potential future maintenance needs. Having familiarity with rental car businesses may also be beneficial. Please ensure that you're comfortable with these requirements before bidding.

As a person, I want to start creating content and I am looking for a social media expert who can help me expand my reach across Facebook, Instagram, and Tiktok. With a specific target audience in mind, I want to grow my follower base to 1 million followers. I want to start creating content and I have a large audience Your responsibility is to provide followers in a legitimate way Ideal skills: – Proven experience in growing social media accounts - A deep understanding of the demographics of teens and young adults

I'm seeking a sales professional with a background in the technology industry to spearhead a lead generation campaign. Key Responsibilities: - Strategizing and executing a robust lead generation campaign that aligns with our business goals. - Crafting engaging email marketing campaigns to capture the attention of potential leads. - Efficiently utilizing telephone outreach to maximize lead generation. The ideal candidate should have: - Proven experience in the technology sector. - A strong background in successful lead generation campaigns. - Proficiency in email marketing and telephone outreach. - Excellent communication skills and a flair for crafting compelling content. More detail: We have a Christian-focussed digital business which we need a Sales Professional to manage full-...

I am in need of a specialist who can help me with an issue I'm experiencing. Specifically, my data isn't displaying correctly. I am working with JSON format data. I'm also handling the pagination and processing through server-side processing. Your skills and experience should include: - Expertise in and its functions - Strong experience with JSON data format - Proficiency in server-side processing Anyone who can fix this issue promptly would be ideal. Thank you in advance for your assistance.

Need a Turnitin plagiarism checking tool with AI check as well for multiple documents. Please apply if you have the right thing. No teams or companies and automated applications will be deleted immediately.

I am in need of a seasoned Laravel developer to help improve the Core Web Vitals of my Laravel website. The website currently has a performance score of more than 60. Desktop performance = 62% Mobile performance = 28% Key Requirements: - Experience with Laravel framework - Strong knowledge of Core Web Vitals and performance optimization techniques - Ability to optimize both mobile and desktop performance Responsibilities: - Analyze the current performance of the website and identify areas for improvement - Implement performance optimization techniques to improve Core Web Vitals - Test and monitor the website's performance on both mobile and desktop platforms Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Laravel framework - Experience in optimizing website performance, specifically focus...

We are seeking to translate the attached report from Turkish to English, preserving the original PDF formatting in a Word document. Candidates must demonstrate excellent proficiency in both languages and have documented proof of translation skills for this language pair, as well as proficiency in using MS Word. We are offering a rate of $0.01 per translated word. The project requires a turnaround time of less than 48 hours.

Hello, I am seeking to develop a new logo for my company, based in the USA, which specializes in designing homes. We need a logo that embodies modernity, clearly represents the services we offer, and incorporates an element that resonates with our American identity. The design should be versatile for use across various media including web, print, and merchandise. Please provide initial concepts that are both innovative and timeless, effectively reflecting our expertise and our national presence. Timeline:1- 2 days. Thank you for helping us create a visual identity that truly represents our brand and its roots in the USA. Best regards, Azmi

I'm in need of a dynamic and well-connected brand ambassador for a new freelancing platform, Firmxxperts. Please visit for more info The ideal candidate: - Must possess excellent communication skills. - Have an established strong social media presence. - Have relevant experience in influencer marketing. Key responsibilities include: - Crafting compelling social media content that captures our message and engages our audience - Actively promoting Firmxxperts through collaboration with influencers -Actively promoting Firmxxperts on social media Our core target audience is freelancers looking for fresh opportunities. Therefore, a solid understanding of this demographic and their needs is key. Proven experience promoting services to this group is a huge plus. Looking forward to worki...

I urgently need a professional who can input textual data onto an Excel sheet in a visually appealing and easy-to-understand way. Key Responsibilities: - Representing textual data in a clean and organized manner within an Excel sheet. Ideal Candidates Should Have: - Proficiency in Excel, particularly in handling and presenting textual data. - Strong attention to detail, ensuring that all data is correctly input. - Ability to work quickly and efficiently, as the project has a tight deadline. If you have experience with data representation and can work fast, please apply.

I'm seeking an expert in Excel who can help me with three key areas. Tasks include: - Data entry: I have an Excel spreadsheet with around 100-1000 rows and columns that require data input. - Data analysis: Extracting meaningful insights and patterns from the data provided. - Spreadsheet formatting: Ensuring the data is presented in a clear, professional manner which is easy to interpret. Specific functions and formulas required include: - Basic operations like Sum, Average, and Count. - Conditional formatting, to highlight key data points. - Pivot Tables, to present the data in a clear and organized manner. The ideal candidate should have a strong track record in data handling, analysis, and visualization using Excel. Great attention to detail and the ability to stick to deadl...

I'm in immediate need of an in-app SEO professional to configure my webapp. When shared on WhatsApp, Twitter, Telegram or any other third-party platforms, the content must appear with a thumbnail. The perfect candidate for this task has: - Expertise and a strong understanding of in-app SEO, and how different social platforms display shared content. - Experience with webapp configuration. - An immediate availability, due to my requirement for swift project completion. The webapp was build with backend php laravel, MySQL, frontend tailwin css vue.js Remember, the more detailed your proposal, the more likely I am to consider it. Including some examples of your past work would be advantageous. Don't wait, apply now!

I need ASP.NET Coder from Pakistan for some easy works. I need junior level coder I need a serious and hard working person for some work