Greetings, esteemed client!
I hope this message finds you in high spirits and ready to embark on an exciting web development journey. I couldn't help but chuckle at the mention of spammy Russian text and links infiltrating your contact form - quite the conundrum! Fear not, for I am here to save the day with my PHP prowess and WordPress wizardry.
I fully comprehend the importance of seamlessly migrating all the pages from your old website to the new WordPress platform. Rest assured, I will meticulously convert each page, ensuring that all text, links, images, Alt tags, and Title tags are in perfect harmony. Yoast SEO will be singing its green lights symphony!
Moreover, I understand the need to recreate the registration form on your WordPress website. Consider it done, my friend. I'll make sure it's as user-friendly as a fluffy kitten playing with a ball of yarn.
Now, let's address the elephant in the room - working hours. I am more than willing to accommodate your Pacific Standard Time zone, dedicating a minimum of 3 hours of my undivided attention to your project.
Lastly, let's keep the communication channels within the cozy confines of Freelancer.com. No emails, no Skype, no texts, and definitely no calls. Only here, amidst the virtual walls of this platform, shall we exchange our thoughts and ideas.
So, dear client, let's embark on this wild web development adventure together. Connect with me in the chat, and we'll discuss the pricing and timeline details that will make your heart skip a beat (in a good way, of course).
Yours quirkily,