This is a bit unorthadox

Hi, Im sorry about this, but it was the only way I could contact you. You required that the test was taken first, and seeing as I have not taken it, I am not able to bid on your project. I saw the erotic stories however, and think I would be perfect for the job. I have a typing speed of over 100 WPM, and have several erotic stories already written, just waiting to be sold. I work quickly, and efficiently, and am a native English speaker. Please inbox me, and I would be glad to give you an exert of a story or two. Just let me know, thank you!