White Paper/Report on eBay Selling to be Written...

When responding to this job, please state 'pink donkeys' in the reply. We are looking for someone to write a 20-page white paper/report on selling on eBay/eBay shops, etc. You must have previous experience in this area, and we are NOT looking to provide training on this. Please respond back with specific examples relating to this job and also any training or schooling you have had that relate to the tasks mentioned above. The content can be found/borrowed/and compiled from other web sources, but must be grammatically and structurally perfect. It is to be downloaded, so you don't need to make it SEO'd - no SEO is needed. Applicable copyright laws must be adhered to as the report must be publishable as original content. Now that I know that you've read all the way through, at the end of your response, please put 'chocolate monkeys'. Thank you. Additionals: Areas of expertise - English language. Tools - If you have tools that will make your job easier, feel free to use them. Time to complete - 7-10 day turn around time once all particulars are provided by me.