Talented and honest freelance designers and coders

I'm looking for talented and honest freelance designers/coders to assist with a growing number of web projects. We saw these requirements on a previous posting and they fit ours perfectly: ONLY BID If ... * you speak Good or fluent English * you know what HTML Slicing is * you know XHTML/CSS (tableless, w3c valid) perfectly * you are very proficient in Photoshop * you want to foster a long-term, rewarding relationship. * you are reliable and available (skype, IM, mail) * your ready to work fast and error free * you know some CMS like wordpress/joomla/drupal * your competent with jQuery and embedding FLASH * YOUR AN INDIVIDUAL WITH A GREAT WORK ETHOS. DON'T BID IF.. * YOU ALREADY HAVE A FULL-TIME JOB * you haven't done slicing before * your profile contains the words "we are" and you claim to be a "team" * you have frequent power cuts, problems with your provider, computer, wife or dog * you offer 50 other kind of services * you don't have a headset DO NOT PLACE A BID!!! Sorry if this sounds rude - but the amount of "fake bids" leads us to state our conditions clearly. If you have got this far, please read the finer details below: 1. You must be able to convert layered PSD to tableless xhtml/css, use jquery, embed flash and implement BASIC CMS when necessary. 2. Sites must be hand coded in pure, WC3 compliant xhtml/css/javascript and be compatible with IE6, IE7, IE8, Firefox 3, Firefox 3.5+, Safari, Chrome. 3. You must be able to upload to a hosting server. 4. You must be able to communicate regularly and effectively, this is critical. 5. You must sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement. 6. Supply us with daily status updates. 7. Consistent quality is paramount, this is a new service being offered by an established graphic design business. Regular work is a potential for creative, competent and thoughtful individuals. We're not concerned about time zones as long as you can deliver the results with great value. Here's how an example project would flow: Along with FTP details, we'll send you a well structured PSD with relevant links to jquery plugins along with clear instructions. We'll communicate to ensure you're happy with the brief and then you will begin work. We will review and test regularly to ensure standards are being adhered too. Once the project is complete, tested and live for clients, you receive IMMEDIATE payment. We want you to be happy working for us, so please feel free to ask questions. If your a designer who can create cool, unique websites AND code with the above requirements, we'd like to hear from you and see links to your portfolio please. We may have many projects that need someone with the creative savvy to take a brief and simply make it happen. IMPORTANT: * Please make a bid for 10 hrs of work, divided, it will give us your hourly. * we might ask you to show your skills by completing a small test job. * post "great opportunity" if you've actually read everything from above * provide links to your work so we can check code / design. Thank you - looking forward to hear from you guys. We've heard great things about using GAF.