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Denne appen er veldig bra for chating og sånt og vi oppdaterer appen av og til. karnsje 6ganger i måneden. vi skal prøve og la vær og sende reklame notifikasjon og. men vi sender notifikasjon når vi har lagt ut oppdateringer. vi håper du liker denne appen:) vi skal forbedre den og ettervært nor vi er kommet så langt. DENNE APPEN ER LAGET AV: Simon Nikolai Kjørslevik Thomassen mobil: [[Posting of contact information is prohibited by Site Administrators.]]

...past postcards and several examples of current cards being used in our industry. The card needs to be clean, simple, and to the point... with an overall message of the following: Sell your house fast with no fees or repairs. We want to lean into the fact that we're local and have bought hundreds of houses in the Central-Texas area. We have 100+ 5-star reviews. Ideally, we'd have a QR code that says "Scan me to read our 100+ 5-star reviews!" The call to action needs to read "Call or Text to receive your no-obligation cash offer." Please review our site to get an understanding of our business, core values, and overall theme: www.WacoFirstHomeBuyers.com. We would like to have a section (or entire side - like the attached sample Example 2) for ...

The title says it all. I want the book I'm publishing weekly on Wattpad to get the attention that it deserves but I'm not the best at putting my story forward. I want to see how far it can go with a little push. I do not want any 'fake' views, I want real engagement. Your job here would be to create engagement and bring readers (using tiktok videos or other social media) towards a book which is fantasy/coming of age.

...further 20+ same style but different scenarios of cartoons I need, so getting this first cartton right is very important as a lot of it particularly the background can be used for future cartoons I need CARTOON NEEDED DESCRIPTION : "Jumping out of the ground to win" This is one term used by horse racing callers describing a horse that has really finished so strongly to win the race, the caller says right at the end of the race for example……..”and Winx has absolutely jumped out of the ground to win”…. I want a cartoon that depicts a race horse literally jumping out of the ground, with the jockey on and both smiling, knowing they have surprised the other horses and jockeys which are all finishing behind looking perplexed, surprised and ...

...and must be clear and easy to read, can change the text slightly if needed. - Can be either landscape or portrait layout The certificate must include the following details from the attached PDF: - Include IN RECOGNITION OF YOUR COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENT FACIAL HAIR - Include 'Ballarat Beard and Stache Logo' and change 23 to 24 in the Logo - Change the line that says "CR DANIEL MOLONEY" to say " BRYAN NELSON" - Change the line that says "BALLARAT MAYOR" to say "PRESIDENT, WORLD BEARD & MOUSTACHE ASSOCIATION" - Change date at bottom to SATURDAY 25 MAY 2024 - Remove BALLARAT HERITAGE FESTIVAL logo and add in a greyscale version of the attached WBMA logo - Most importantly please change the signature to the attached si...

Just need someone to edit the sign in this video. Its too hard to read and I want it to be more visible. It reads "ANYWHERE" then has an arrow -> and says "THIS WAY" Should be fairly simple please try to keep it looking like handwriting if you can. Thanks

1)Same as Shaun Bowler Body & Mind except 'where 'BODY & MIND' appears to replace those words with the words '& ASSOCIATES' - same font. Will need transparent, white, PNG, JPG etc. Same for the version that says 'A division of Bluefin Ltd'. Twitter and Linkedin Header versions - where it says 'PSYCHOLOGY | WORKPLACE WELLBEING' please replace with 'NZ's LOCAL GOVERNMENT RECRUITERS' -same font - both 32 characters. Also web header logo for website - needs to be not very high

I require a new, simple landing page to be created for my website. The main goal of this landing page is to ...simple landing page to be created for my website. The main goal of this landing page is to provide a brief introduction of our company and our services, and to encourage visitors to engage with us through a call-to-action button. Key inclusions for this landing page: - Our company logo and name - A brief, concise description of our product/service - A clear and appealing call-to-action button that says "Get Quote" I am seeking a skilled web designer/developer who can create an engaging, visually appealing and user-friendly landing page that will help drive conversions and capture leads. Experience in creating landing pages with strong call-to-action elements...

need a design that has the miller lite logo (beer) and says im just here for the beer and nobbies

...this video From there you can use clips from the following videos: (dog dapper is a good reaction, but be sure to cut out the dead time) Include "I'm going to have you think of a person, place or thing." cut to "Let me commit myself to something on this card." For the first time, name aloud what you are thinking of. He says dog dapper." cut to "but right here I wrote dog dapper" then skip to 4:56 -5:02 (and use reaction from the other trick) (Do not include "I don't know") Here's another business card trick that's done live (similar to the one above that's why this should follow immediately after). Showcase the reaction of that trick immediately after the above. (Include the words "You

I'm in need of a seasoned WordPress professional who can integrate a local payment gateway into my existing WooCommerce website. Cart page gets product but when we press Proceed Payment Button, it says no payment method available despite WooCommerce methods are active and one local method is installed. Key Requirements: - I have a specific payment gateway installed for this integration, so you'll need to remove error. - My website is already configured for payments, but it needs to be modified to work with this new gateway. - I want this process to be seamless and error-free, with the payment gateway functioning perfectly post-integration. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience with WooCommerce payment gateway integrations is a must. - Familiarity with the sp...

...created a new email template to immediately notify anyone who placed an order that we received the order and they’ll receive an email confirmation once the order has been processed and confirmed for delivery. The name of the template is "Order Received but not yet Confirmed or processed”. When that email is sent, it says “Dear Jeff Naylor” on all emails instead of using the FIRST NAME of the client. We need that fixed. I couldn’t fix it. I think it’s because the template says it’s for the “leads” module instead of “orders” module and I don’t know how to change that. 5. The leads in the lead module and the contacts in the contact module now get an email notification 2 days before delivery dat...

(Contest is now sealed) I'm an aspiring science fiction writer in need of a unique pseudonym that will resonate with my target audience. I have ...astronomical terms. That's not going to really work. Think of me showing up at a sci-fi convention in 10 years and introducing myself. I need a good marketable name that stands out...but sounds real. Think of where this name would appear on bookstore shelves. ...or how it might stand the test of time. I've now made this sealed. My apologies for not doing so earlier. Edit 2: The title of the contest says "Futuristic". I think I mistakenly glossed over that wording. Don't focus on the futuristic aspect so much. The world already has a Ziggy Stardust. That's certainly not what I'm after. There are ...

The next project is for a 1 page comedy website. We need to make a custom webpage header. The comedian is Orny Adams. The website he has is - We are building - Wanting to build a custom header for the page that looks like an old theatre that says Team Orny. - Here is a link to an old vintage sign.

...and may award sooner if I find a video that I like is posted. I am seeking a skilled video editor who can create a cinematic and engaging video for a client competing in the Miss Teen International beauty pageant. The client is Faith Evans. The footage, which includes both handheld and drone shots, captures the essence and excitement of the event. Project Requirements: - Use the audio where she says the entire script. - Seamlessly integrate B-roll footage over the dialogue to enhance the visual storytelling. (Example piano footage and music fades in when she talks about her playing piano). Tennis over tennis shots, family over family, shots, etc. - Maintain a beautiful and cinematic quality throughout the video. - Choose appropriate royalty-free music that complements the mood...

...return in 5 minutes. Include the second key word ice cream at the start of your bid. 6. When the user’s time runs out and the status bar hits 0, a popup covers their chat blocking them from chatting anymore. The popup tells them that their chat finished and asks them if they want to buy another session. The popup contains a buy button. (In the back, it needs to add a tag in the user's account that says they completed the chat.) 7. If the person wants to continue their chat and clicks the buy button, they are taken to a checkout on my website. This will be a WooCommerce product checkout. After they buy, they can return to their chat. The timer (and their token limits) is reset for another 20 minutes. 8. All the user’s conversations and sessions need to be saved...

...Firefox and Safari of windows desktop, iphone and android. Please test on those browsers and let me know if you are not able to test on both mobile devices. We need too complete bugs first followed by enhancements. Some of the styling items may require revisions. Milestones will be created Bugs: a. When there are no results, we need to display a message at the top that of the no results page that says "No results found". (you can test it with price, RAM and CPU Speed set to highest values) b. When we click on Show details, it shows a border around it, we need to avoid that. c. When we launch Show details and close the page behind it moves to the left and right. I can send a video if you are not able to reproduce this issue. d. Compare table is not centered. e. When you...

...- build weapons of war. Most defense companies like Boeing, Lockheed-Martin, General Dynamics, etc. have very boring, blue and white logos. Most tech companies have logos that look like something a 2-year-old would play with. As a defense-tech startup, we'd like a logo that gets away from the trend of blocky, minimalist tech logos and boring, unassuming defense company logos. We want a logo that says danger, intelligence, sophistication, and cool. As the person in charge of the logo, I've decided that I'd like a dark red on gunmetal grey color scheme, with black and white as additional colors for things like text. We are all gamers, so we're kind of going for a vibe like the corpos from Cyberpunk 2077. I've drawn an idea that crossed my mind and attached...

...functionalities. (local printer .......) Key requirements include: - Identifying the root cause of the loading issue - Resolving the issue in a timely manner to restore system functionality - Connect the online version to the desktop. The online version has a function called chemplan online. When the user click this option, desktop version should become active. The freelancer installed the system says he is busy for few days and can not do it now Skills and Experience: - Experience with data analysis and reporting systems - Strong troubleshooting and problem-solving skills - Proficiency in system maintenance and debugging - Excellent communication to provide updates and explanations throughout the process. If you are interested, I can provide the hosting company, user n...

*READ ENTIRE FILE AND DO NOT BID UNLESS YOU ARE AN AI EXPERT *DO NOT BID UNLESS YOU CAN COMPLETE THIS WITHIN 7 TO 14 DAYS...existing systems. - Understanding of LMS or other educational platforms. Notes: App was created with appery for mobil but you will be working with webapp which is html, css, js, php I will give you server access, api key, app files You will load app onto server and work with files Text to speech must read lesson which is viewed through pdf viewer Stop when it identifies video file, show button which says [Resume] to continue text to speech When encounters question, throw up chat assistant and help guide student to answer question Guidance should be grade appropriate and should also be voice / text [2 options] YOU WILL ENCOUNTER ATTACHED ERROR [PLEASE BE PREPAR...

...Also We had some issue with polylang multidomain and fonts did't load in secondary domain. And getting stange 404 errors from time to time until we reset permalinks, I guess because of premmerce. I need serious WordPress developer who have coding knowledge of HTML, CSS, JS and PHP and databases and server or overall WordPress stack. Note: This job is not for someone who just install plugin and says deal....

Im after a new company logo Company name - Simon says school readiness This is a early learning pre school business where children are made ready for school. Please interprupt a young school like design or images. Open to any colours or colorful.

Hello! I need WordPress developer who can fix Core Web Vitals issues in Google Search Console and make my all URLS in good. I see most issues are related to INP, and LCP. My site is WooCommerce and experiencing issues related to lowe...don't want you to use plugins but need manual work. Also We had some issue with polylang multidomain and fonts did't load in secondary domain. And getting stange 404 errors from time to time until we reset permalinks, I guess because of premmerce. I need serious WordPress developer who have coding knowledge of HTML, CSS, JS and PHP. Note: This job is not for someone who just install plugin and says deal. Please don't apply if you are from India, Pakistan or Bangladesh as I had bad experience working with them in past. And new free...

...Amazon's guidelines. Genre: Christian Non-fiction Title: Kingdom Innovation Design Elements: My vision is a lightbulb that is plugged into an open Bible. The light bulb will shine and the Holy Spirit will be in it or on top of it. For the title, Kingdom - the dot of the "i" will be a crown, and in Innovation - the "t" will be a simple cross. I have attached my logo for reference. The logo says "Kingnovation" but the title is Kingdom Innovation. I want the cross to be similar to that. I am open to any design that fits the genre and effectively communicates the content of the books. Timeline: I need the project to be completed as soon as possible. Please no stock photos I can easily google. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience ...

...four pages. I have given below what changes are required on any page but I want a better design. You can use small images and emojis to make it attractive to look at. I have also given below the QR code and my brand logo to be attached. NOTE ; Each pages should be A5 size ,All pages should be printed in A5 size. I have given the necessary changes page wise as follows Page 1: Add a line that says "sit back relax and enjoy" and use images and emojis to make the first page look good. Page 2: The second page is a letter from an owner to a customer. Add a word "Letter from JAKAX CEO" at the beginning and at the end there will be a word Email, change it to Letter 3. On the third page below the QR code the word yoga is wrongly written as yofa please correc...

...I'm hoping can be built with WordPress + Elementor. The website will scrape data from a website called PriceCharting which tracks prices for video game. There are existing scripts for this. The website will showcase 3 random video games from within a category to the user. The users task is to click on the video game that they think is the most expensive. If they're right, it says they're correct. If they're wrong, it says they're incorrect. They then move onto the next item. I've created a mockup that I can show you. Landing page: After selecting a platform, currency and condition: After choosing the correct answer: After choosing the wrong answer:

I am seeking to work with an experienced web application developer with expertise in using Python for backend development, JavaScript and HTML for frontend. Key Components: - Backend programming using Python - Frontend programming implemented with JavaScript and HTML Key Functionalities: - Database Integration: The softw...of the Project: - The main goal for this project is to develop a functional web application and host it either on a server or GitHub. The application isn’t static and employs IT-technical features. Ideal candidates should have hands-on experience in the aforementioned languages, as well as database and API integration. The folder was worked through localhost need just to edit the code where it says localhost and change it to the server information. the ...

...afternoon NY time (4PM). Hi, I need an Ad design for a print magazine. Text can be find below Images are in the zipfolder. I ATTACHED A FILE WHERE I MADE A BAD DESIGN JUST SO YOU CAN SEE THE MAIN LAYOUT IDEA FOR THE TOP BUT EACH ELEMENT OF THE BOTTOM NEEDS TO BE DESIGNED NICELY ALONE WITH THE TOP. Each of the elements need to be beautified. An important part of the ad is the section where it says to call a number to order (The real number will be provided to the winner. I will need the source file as well. No images of people should be used in design. Size: "2.5 inches Wide and "10.3 inches tall. TEXT: BUILD A..... Electric Swing Ride DIY Kit 289 pieces includes light, sound & movement. Recommended for: Boys Model # EA02 Electric Teacup Ride DIY Kit 280...

I'm looking for a scp 1471 type application that uses Google Street View to overlay images of the scp, first images of places within 3000 meters of the individual, then 2500, then 2000 to 1000 and finally before...Google Street View to overlay images of the scp, first images of places within 3000 meters of the individual, then 2500, then 2000 to 1000 and finally before the current location of the individual submitting the places that I frequent The Individual, while he had the application, all within a period of 100 hours. For the latter to be legal, it puts a contract at the beginning of the request that says how the data of the places frequented by the individual will be protected, indicating that the request is going to be made with that information and their consent to obta...

allo, i have a calculator code and i cant open it , it says // a jni error has occurred please check your installation and try again // or // a java exception has occurred// can you help me to solve the problem ?

I'm looking for a scp 1471 type application that uses Google Street View to overlay images of the scp, first images of places within 3000 meters of the individual, then 2500, then 2000 to 1000 and finally before...Google Street View to overlay images of the scp, first images of places within 3000 meters of the individual, then 2500, then 2000 to 1000 and finally before the current location of the individual submitting the places that I frequent The Individual, while he had the application, all within a period of 100 hours. For the latter to be legal, it puts a contract at the beginning of the request that says how the data of the places frequented by the individual will be protected, indicating that the request is going to be made with that information and their consent to obta...

I'm looking for a scp 1471 type application that uses Google Street View to overlay images of the scp, first images of places within 3000 meters of the individual, then 2500, then 2000 to 1000 and finally before...Google Street View to overlay images of the scp, first images of places within 3000 meters of the individual, then 2500, then 2000 to 1000 and finally before the current location of the individual submitting the places that I frequent The Individual, while he had the application, all within a period of 100 hours. For the latter to be legal, it puts a contract at the beginning of the request that says how the data of the places frequented by the individual will be protected, indicating that the request is going to be made with that information and their consent to obta...

its says site compromised and dissapproved. I have scanned the site and its fine. You have to work on any desk

My application should have 4 different screens: Favourites, Genres, Search, Options. Favourites should list the books/novels people like in a grid like layout. On the 2nd screen, Genres, novels should probably be ordered horizontally in a linear layout so they can be scrolled horizontally for a few different niches. Search does basically what it says. And Options should look like iPhone Settings page basically.

I want a logo that says “Mr. Marc Hardy”. This is for a therapist and I want it in natural/earthy colors.

Hi Arif -- I have a really quick job -- you created a logo for me awhile ago -- I need the logo updated so it has a 2" round edge, and the dates are 2019-2023 (from 2022), and the "Information Security Book" is changed to "Cybersecurity Book." I also need another logo, that says "#1 HOT NEW RELEASE" and "Information Security Book 2019-2022 is replaced by "November 2023" But, I need these logos TODAY. Can you deliver on that? Should be quick changes.

I need a designer with a professional, minimalist approach to develop a "Sold By Four Leaves" image using elements from my logo that I've supplied. My commercial property business is called Four Leaves, and I want an image I can put on properties I've sold which says "Sold by Four Leaves". You could include some imagery, or it could be a simple word image which says "Sold by Four Leaves". Key elements: - Color scheme: Mainly featuring light green (4fb420), dark green (006440), and white. - Design Style: Should radiate professionalism, akin to a modern and minimalist sensibility. - Imagery: I invite creative suggestions and ideas. While I didn't specify particular elements to be included, ensure it communicates the 'Sold By...

...in graphic design software - Experience with minimalist designs - Ability to integrate QR codes into design - Strong understanding of brand consistency Final Deliverable: The final design should be delivered in a PDF format. I would also like a one page document created that will go on the front desk in a stand up plexi glass holder. I would like it to look and say almost exactly what the image says that I uploaded below. I would also like this to have the same google and TripAdvisor QR code as found on the business card....

I need a simple form that will look good on a small screen iPhone and also a big screen iPad. The form will collect NAME EMAIL CITY PHONE NUMBER phone number will be a formatted 10 digit max, and email will need validation for properly formatted. This will take the data and post it to our existing base and will then revert form back to a page that says success, and then auto redirect to the form page. The form page will look neat and clean and also contain a couple lines of text and our logo. You will use the existing config file to connect to our base, instead of creating a new one. This project needs completed today and should only take an hour to complete. This is to be written in php 8.2 and connected to sql dbase. You will be paid $30 when it is complete and verified t...

One error during checkout. Without stripe it says Cannot read properties of null (reading 'submit'). With stripe it says cannot process your transaction right now, or something similar to that.

...Generator Services and Repair- Two agoutis out there and a part is outside of it and they are looking at it. 6. Gens that we offer- Image of inside of a warehouse with 20-30 boxes of generators in stock with an agouti on a forklift. 7. Air-cooled/Liquid cooled- Have an agouti standing next to an air-cooled one that’s smaller and in bubbles above it says 13kW, 20kW, 26kW. Liquid cooled- Agouti standing next to it but its larger than the air-cooled. It says above it in bubbles- 38kW, 48kW, 100kW. 8. Call out- Illustrate an agouti in the warehouse similar to “Gens that we offer” but he’s not on a forklift he’s checking inventory or something like that. 9. Illustrations for the team- I will supply the 4 images 10. Contact Agouti Today- Ill...

Hello, I would like some more Rebel Riders motorcycle t shirt designs. I need some for the sayings: "Keep It Twisted" (skeleton hand on a throttle) "Good Girls Sit, Bad B*tches Ride" "Motorcycles & Mascara" "Life Behind Bars" a t shirt that says "BOOBS Two of My Favorite Things" with a side view of a motorcycle in the middle of the word so that the motorcycle wheels make up the "OO" So it would say "B(motorcycle)BS - Two of my favorite things" 300dpi, 45lpi, 12.5 in wide

I'm looking for a skilled WordPress developer to adjust the speed of the slides in a slider widget on my WordPress site. On the Homepage The section where it says "Who can benefit from our program" Key Requirements: - The current speed is 'Fast', and I need it to be much slower than the current pace. - No additional changes are required in the slider widget; this task is solely about adjusting the speed. Ideal Skillset: - Proficiency in WordPress development, particularly with manipulating widgets. - Expertise in customizing slider widgets, including adjusting the transition speed. - Good understanding of UI/UX design principles to ensure the slider remains visually appealing at the new speed. This is a straightforward task, but it's crucial tha...

I need the attached PSD files revised. They need to be 5x6 photos 5 (height) 7 (width) I need the attached PSD file edited for this years seniors. I need the final files in 10 hours, if you cannot complete the task by then, don't submit. Please remove SPOTLIGHT So it just says SENIOR 2024 photos will remain the same I need this for all (9) seniors Addison Nemeth Abby Heim Alexandra Stefan Cassidy Eblin Chelsea Houghton Katherine Gilroy Lindsey Rice Madelynn McNeil Sammi Bohl Each player has two images, one photo in a RED jersey, and one in a white jersey

...inventory will be tagged with an asset barcode, so that I can track where each piece is and when it was sold at what price. Also need to be able to generate a barcode in a query and report. See Each week, inventory will be scanned, and a report generated to figure out variations between physical stock and what the system says. Inventory dashboard and reports like aging, velocity etc. Sales Should be able to create a customer from the sales order screen. Sales order will be created using customer master and product master. When order is saved, Reduce stock based on asset code. Update sales totals to customer master once sales order is save/closed. This will be a yearly total based on the date when the sales order

I do not want an airplane in the design!! This design will only be two words "Cessna Skylane" and two colors. I would like for you to find or recreate the FONT from the picture that says Cessna, then to place the word skyline on the word Cessna. and lastly to make the design in the south beach colors. The pictures are for example only. Key skills and requirements: -Excellent vintage design styles proficiency, specifically those relating to classic typography -Ideally, you would have experience or interest in vintage fashion to truly get into the spirit of the design -Prior work with personalized messaging or name inclusion in designs will be quite beneficial -An eye for detail to ensure every element of the chosen theme is cohesive with the overall design -Abi...

Simple put the date 04/24/2024 on the top right where it is blank and says Date: Then if possible clean up the images somewhat but not entirely necessary. The faster the better

Seeking a Professional Freelancer for Data Import on Thailand Directory & Listing Website Hello, I'm the owner of a Directory & Listing Website focused on Thailand. I'm looking to import as many businesses as possible onto the website. For this purpose, I need someone to collect data from Yellow Pages and import it into my website along with information and images. I would like to know from y...to prepare the existing site so that I can go online with the website, I look forward to a long-term cooperation. I am the owner of a web agency since 2009 and would like to work only with the best freelancers for future projects. I look forward to getting to know you... please check the screenshots for which destinations and categories I need new entries. Thank you very much....

My website has suddenly begun displaying a 500 error. I'm looking for an experienced PHP developer who can quickly identify and resolve the issue. Key Points: - The error has appeared without me making any recent changes to the site or its code. Upon checking the log file it says a particular function is deprecated, and recommended the alternative. It says ERROR - 2024-04-26 15:49:57 --> Severity: Compile Error --> __autoload() is no longer supported, use spl_autoload_register() instead /home/thinkally/public_html/sch/mvc/config/ 4 - The website is built on PHP CodeIgniter. - I use as my web hosting service. The ideal candidate should: - Be proficient in PHP and specifically CodeIgniter. - Have experience troubleshooting and fixing 500 errors. - Be able to w...