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Website type: Daily News Website Development language: php Framework: Yii 2 This project consists in developing a custom news website that will empower daily news publishing. I hate Content Management System (CMS). They're inflexible, hard to use, and rarely meet all of an organization's needs. So rather than being fenced in by an off-the-shelf system, why not create your own? The purpose of using a custom development approach rather than go with existing CMS such as joomla / wordpress is motivated by the fact that CMS usually have more details that needed, and as a result cannot always be fully optimized and simplified as needed. We do not want to have in the code things we do not need or depend on third party plugin that will require constant updates. Furthe...

I would like to create an adaptive survey web site which should be built with responsive design to fit nicely on mobile. The headline of this project is that we are building a survey that will test people's ability to price homes accurately, and at the end of the survey, they will bid on a single real-life ...(but at a rapid pace) so that people pay attention to the instructions more. 3. I will need the majority of this web site to be coded (preferably in Python) to dynamically present a series of "A vs. B" choices to the user, and the next set of choices will be based on their response to the previous 4. I want all responses (and some related calculation results) to be stored in a database. I hate MongoDB, so if that is what you are thinking please move on....

...woman is poor or rich. If the man wants her, her financial situation does not matter. How important is her financial situation for you? (bold font) (Laughing) For me it makes no difference as well. I want her, not her money or her families money. If she is a good match for me, it makes no difference, if she is poor or rich. What do you think about the dawry system? (bold font) I hate it. It influences the peoples choice about their partner. My decision will not depend on any financial benefit, or a microwave oven… I want a nice and warm hearted women, not a refrigerator…! Who would be a "good match“ for you? (bold font) Hmm... It would be great, when she knows how to cook very good meals of her area and when she wants, to...

I want to write a book about love, hate and friendship.

This is an urgent, small project but I hoping to find a Wordpress GOD to give projects to! Simply need to add a modal to force people to agree to a disclaimer before submitting the form. (see mockups) Form is here - To prove that you've actually READ this description...I will ignore all bids that don't start with 'I HATE RABBITS'

Bonjour, J'ai créé un visuel de basse qualité pour une publicité, il me faudrait votre aide pour mettre en forme ce visuel en haute qualité, il faudra donc utiliser des éléments graphiques relatifs à notre charte graphiques que vous pourrez prélever de nos autres documents (brochures etc) et créer quelques graphiques scientifiques notamment. Il ne ...graphiques relatifs à notre charte graphiques que vous pourrez prélever de nos autres documents (brochures etc) et créer quelques graphiques scientifiques notamment. Il ne s'agit donc pas d'un travail artistique car toute la publicité est créée mais de la mise en forme. Vous pouvez trouver ci joint la publicit&eac...

We are looking for a one page infographic for our services page on our website. This is not a web design job but a graphic design job. We will slice your design and add it to our website. We have the text and the basic concept already. We can provide it all to you to work from. Start your bid with "Yankees" so we know you read this. We hate copy and paste bidders..

...software or bots. - No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links, flash sites/pages, hidden links, no string parameters, session ID's, etc. - No link farms and link exchange programs or web rings such as , , , etc., no rented links, FFA sites, gambling, adult & porn sites, pharmacy, hate or anything even remotely unethical...

We have source code for several mobile games developed in Unity and we are looking for a game designer to reskin the games for us. Please provide examples of your work so we can review. These are all simple one touch 2D games. Its important to start your bid with "Yankees" so we know you are not using copy/paste. We hate freelancers who fail to take the time to read. We will also delete any bids that are blank and say nothing. We have about 12 games, but we want to start with one.

Project: Job board function with business listing Each job provider has to provide his/her available hours on a calendar that can be viewed by site visitors. This site is a hybrid between standard business listing with Fiverr like functions. At least that's how I am looking at it. H...extensions to existing plugins for this project. Obviously, my preference is site-specific plugin with heavily borrowed codes from existing & free plugins. Other requirements: manageable & clean php codes. must work quickly, i.e. not take a whole day to write one function because your question at stackoverlow has not been answered yet. I am looking to hire & begin working right away. However, I hate working with a person who is sleep deprived. So I am willing to hire you and...

I'm thinking about creating a blog when people talk about their experiences and how they survived , that's gonna be so useful to motivate others who are going through difficult times and hard days and why not sharing advices and inspiration full of positive energy in this mad world where violence and hate took a large place !let's start with ourselves , step by step good will kill evil

Hey, We have a few projects that we are working on and need another team member to help us our. Very steady work and very challenging. Hit me up so we can talk, I prefer to hire people from the USA, I hate outsourcing.

need a team or a person who can seo our site with white hate techniques, having skills of meeting deadlines, knows how to act in competition, with proper strategy, if you dont have any strategy of work please dont bid, rest of the details shall be discussed on the bidding,

...be ideal. Regarding the FAQ, here is the questions I would like to have. Feel free to fully rephrase them. 1. If it’s free, how do you make money? We plan to partner up with some less kown stores. Giving them some visibility while offering some nice discount for our users. 2. What do you do with my email? We simply use it to send you the new sales. We don’t share it, sell it, or spam you. We hate people doing that. 3. How do I update my preferences? Go on the homepage, enter your current email select your preferred stores and click register, it will update your preferences. 4. How do I stop receiving your email? Just click unsubscribe in any of our email. We will stop bothering you forever. Your email will be fully deleted. 5. How do I get in touch? Simply conta...

...possible. Send us a professional, real, and detailed proposal, not a general copy paste text, and this job might be yours. Selection Criteria Questions: 1. - Please tell us about your whole journey and experience as an SEO specialist. How did you fit into the role? How your profile matches with our requirements above? 2. What aspects of SEO are you strongest at? - Weakest at? What do you hate most about working in SEO? 3. - What motivated you to apply for this position? Why would you want to work for us? Anything else we need to know about you before we hire you? 4. After answering the above details, ask us about our website, and do a quick research about our SEO and website, and send us a professional, detailed unique practical proposal. ...

I like to have german translations for a website about a plugin for Woocommerce for translations. There are some pages, sentences and a few posts. Around 4000 words. I need someone who is native german speaker.... Don't spam me, so please reply with - gertr - in your reply cause all those autobidders: get lost! I hate that...

Hello, Please read My project carefully before bid or do anything I need professional freelancer In SEO and Marketing to work with me for Long-term SEO in my travel Blog. I Have TLD Domain with Blogger Host. I need to rank my website for 9 keywords. No spam, No black hate SEO. All work will be Pure and 100% white hate SEO Before you Bid please check my Keywords+My blog URL from Here: Then I need to know the following : 1- analyze my keyword list and tell me about its difficulty. 2- tell me the average time to rank #1 in Google Globally. 3- Send me previous project for you. If you don't answer My three questions so you don't read my project.

Hi alexeybyckov, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. Basically I HATE MY LOGO - can you help ? I need a new logo today (in next 10 hours)

Hi Freelancers, I need some writers. My projects are generally easy for the intelligent and professional writers who understand the English Language. Do not be dishonest and Plagiarize my work.. I hate Plagiarism and it means you are an academic thief if you do. I will dismiss you immediately. My Project starts at $1 PER 5OO WORDS. It does not stay there, after 10 articles you will be paid $2 per 500 words. After 20 articles $3 per 500 words. After which I will decide when to give you an increase I am not a timewaster. I need to get work done.. Do not bid on my projects if you are a timewaster. I use Premium Copyscape..So Originality is needed. Any other information will be given when I contact you. $1.0- per 500 words is the budget for the first 10 article. Al...

Wordpress Using Avada Theme - build a one page website, per the provided screenshot / photoshop file. NOTE: AVADA and Wordpress is alr... if you think you are doing to gain experience from this. because you wont, i'll just cancel the project, if i see low quality work, and expect bad rating in that case. - ASPECT RATIO - the biggest grudge i have with web developers, is that SOME just simply don't comprehend, and can not detect when an image is not correct aspect ratio. I don't just have a grudge with these people, I simply hate working with them. Hence if i catch images which are the wrong aspect ratio. Additional Requirements =========================== - must have skype and easy audio capability to talk and review work, during USA PST hours. ...

Hi Freelancers, I need some writers. My projects are generally easy for the intelligent and professional writers who understand the English Language. Do not be dishonest and Plagiarize my work.. I hate Plagiarism and it means you are an academic thief if you do. I will dismiss you immediately. My Project starts at $1 PER 5OO WORDS. It does not stay there, after 10 articles you will be paid $2 per 500 words. After 20 articles $3 per 500 words. After which I will decide when to give you an increase I am not a timewaster. I need to get work done.. Do not bid on my projects if you are a timewaster. I use Premium Copyscape..So Originality is needed. Any other information will be given when I contact you. $1.0- per 500 words is the budget for the first 10 article. Al...

I like to have norwegian translations for a website about a plugin for Woocommerce for translations. There are some pages, sentences and a few posts. Around 4000 words. I need someone who is native norwegian speaker.... Don't spam me, so please reply with - spantr - in your reply cause all those autobidders: get lost! I hate that...

I like to have spanish translations for a website about a plugin for Woocommerce for translations. There are some pages, sentences and a few posts. Around 4000 words. I need someone who is native spanish speaker.... Don't spam me, so please reply with - spantr - in your reply cause all those autobidders: get lost! I hate that...

We are called HEAT and we are a platform that provides ongoing work to people around the world. The mode of work is designed to be so flexible that you have complete freedom to choose when, where, and for how long to work. All of the work comes from our customers who constantly bombard us with "micro tasks" they need executed. L...scenes while you are crunching tasks, we sample a portion of your work and grade it. In case of low scores you will no longer be available to work on the platform. When applying add word "HEAT". IMPORTANT: Do NOT try to register directly on our website, first apply for the job HERE. Please do not apply if 1. You are not fluent in English 2. You are not good with using a computer or you hate using Google. 3. You are not r...

...you are too), I need someone to proofread my work making it more readable by correcting mistakes, typos, changing the order of sentences and/or anything else you think is appropriate to do. Hence, it will be great if you have experience writing/editing/proofreading academic pieces. The objective is to make my work a clever piece of work easy to read, it is still an academic piece of work though. I hate scholars writing in a complicated way, so do not need to worry about technical and difficult terms. I use a spelling/grammar check software to check my work, but, as we know, humans [can if they want] do better than a software. As you can see, I am doing my best to help first 50k words are well written and were revised by other people. In fact, about 20k words are in articles tha...

...you did, but am not sold or tied to the colors used on my site at all. I'd like to go with a truer/lighter blue, something like the blue in this: Inline image 2 As for the yellow/golf accents, possibly the right tonal orange/yellow or something totally different. I'm not quite sure here, but I can try to be more specific. On font: I'd like to go with something more professional, though I don't hate the current. Maybe it's as simple as adding correct capitalization? On the owl: Previous color comments hold here too. That is one thick owl, can we slim it down? Maybe I'm losing my mind, but something about the eyes seems off to me. Maybe it's the direction of the shine in the left eye, but I'm not sure. current website will p...

I need you to write some articles. "I ask of God in me Caourin not inconsistent that I miss someone and get away with him, or that I hate and I love him and his presence

...development and not focusing on personal interests’ people. Such people are barriers to developments (Herson and Ben. 27).                   To sum up, the industry of art has played a fundamental in ensuring that the political system runs effectively. The hip-hop artists have enhanced democracy and equity in changing the mentality of citizens to see what a person can do for them and not hate the person without any significant reason. The leaders have been shaped too forcing them to do the right thing keeping in mind that they are watched therefore a slight mistake will make them not be reelected next time. Senegal has become a state that embraces democracy, good governance encourages accountability and is against evil act...

I had this banner created. Its 900x300. I absolutely hate the gradient flow. There must be gradient in the photos but the colors can be altered and prefer them to be more flowing. The graphic is for an electronic cigarette juice manufacturing company. I left a logo without a background to reduce help reduce time.

...lowest bid. What you will get to make it easy for you. 1. I have Story Line 2. I have script 3. I have layouts 4. I have chars 5. I have an mmrpg complete set you will build upon 6. I have AI 7. I have the networking code 8. I have a server dedicated 9. A lot of assets to use, and assets that are free in Unity store you can modify. What will be required.. 1. Updates I hate being left in the dark no updates means you’re not working, disappearing with no communication means to me you’re not working. Even if it’s just telling me how things are going I count that but will be expecting results not just words. 2. To be done as quickly as possible. It should be as close as what I am asking is to get it close to what I am asking for...

Im looking for white hat link builder full time to work asap. want to see past projects to see what you have done. must be all ranked websites

...pages themselves and for anchor text. - No classifieds or mortgage, gaming, web directories, political. - No article directories, forums, web rings, or link directories. - No link farms, no link-exchange programs, no banned sites by Google, no illegal/scam/spam sites. - No exchange programs, web rings, rented links, FFA sites. - No gambling, adult & porn sites, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, cracking or hacking websites, no blacklisted or spam sites. - No directory submissions, forum posts, article submissions, links from guest books, yahoo groups, CL sites. - No use of automated software or bots. - No links from under construction pages. - No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 red...

...remuneration right after delivery, please don’t bid. I will not release payment unless I review the article and happy with it. My idea is to find a write match for me. A natural writer with passion towards persona finance topics who can produce well researched, original content in conversational manner. A honest writer who tell me if he cannot produce a very long article for the topic I provide. I hate to see if content is stuffed to complete the targeted words. Instead, we can agree on a less number of words and have a great quality articles. All articles must: have a strong and eye catchy main heading, paragraphs not more than 5 sentences, sub headings when required, spelling checked and proof read for grammatical mistakes. Article must come with ownership transfer r...

...matter.  Demonstrate how, what, when, where, how, and why the non-HR professional can benefit from a little education every now and then on the topic of Human Resources Management.  need to be written as a research paper, APA STYLE. specific skills managers need in the HR arena, for example: HR strategy and the role of HR vs management in "doing HR every day" (address the "why we hate HR" problem) Basic motivation theory HR planning/forecasting Basic Employment law understanding - FLSA, EEO, Safety, Harassment, etc How to recruit well (particularly at college fairs or recruitment cattle calls) Writing interview questions so they are consistent/valid, and designing an HR staffing system that is valid (need to understand m...

I'm looking for someone who is really good at making wordpress plugins to help me with mine. I hate dealing with wordpress - but I've written 5-10 plugins myself. I want this one to be done well and I need an expert. I'll help manage the mysql/php, etc but I need someone who can work WITH me to make the plugin clean and right - It will need to be name-spaced, clean layout, and code. The plugin will take some info to create specific page types - so in addition to a post/page, this plugin will create a new type of post using the info the user inputs. Then the user will be able to select 2-4 different layouts for that info to match their preferences. I will include a widget or two as well. To REITERATE - you will HELP me build this plugin, I'll wr...

Hi, after spending thousands on the perfect wedding, ive seen the digital images and i hate how I look in them, they are from bad angles amd look huge or im sweaty and look terrified. Im after someone who can alter the images before they are printed into an album. Im mainly looking to have chins tucked, back fat taken away and matteing out my sweat/making me look like how i felt.

I need you to write some content for a website. Poetry writer who enjoys writing about every day life's pain and sorrows that many like me have had to carry on because have not known how to let go of the baggage of hate that build in our hearts until we one day pray and see that all we had to do was led the darn baggage go and set your self free. I carried the baggage for 40 yrs and one man video was playing the right message of letting go of people in your life who were toxic even if they were your family members. So I prayed because I saw the light God was giving me permission to do so and I learned that all along in my life I've had seasoned moms in my lifetime.

THEME FILES: THEME LAYOUT TO BASE ON: OLD SITE: Overview: Basically, I hate the OLD site. We want to use a theme above and make some modifications to it. Below are links to the NEW THEME and an image to make modifications to it. This is a last min project and I wish I could be more detailed. Basically, just make the theme look like the JPG below. 3 Box Area: For the 3 Boxes use Effect 12 on this bootstrap page Additional sticky mobile CTA menu: On mobile (only) I want to have

my wordpres site is down due to malware, i need someone to clean script on each page ( there are multiple pages affected according to hosting security scan) and get the hosting company to approve that site has been cleaned. i hate wordpress. this happened every 3-4 months. beautiful site but wordpress security is terrible , always plugin update, always code injection. i am also getting lots of spam from contact us page. need to put a captch ( i am not a robot). let me know if you done this work before. i know lots of ppl know wordpress but cleaning hidden javascript can be tricky so only apply if u done this previously.

...Wowslider image slider which has been modified from the original standard Wowslider code. I now wish to use almost the identical format for a new Wowslider image slider. The existing slider contains erotic content, and therefore I would prefer a UK or possibly an EU bidder, but will consider bidders from further afield. I will not consider any bids at all from any Islamic country, and as much as I hate to say this, the current political climate in the USA compels me to exclude bidders from the United States. The current slider contains about twenty "letter-box format" slides, filenames are not displayed, and the actual transitions, speed and manual navigation, and the way the thumbnails appear below are all absolutely fine. Please don't tell me you want t...

I am looking for someone to be able to edit 2-3 a week for my YouTube channel. I hate editing and have therefore stopped even filming but I miss it and need to start filming again but I am looking for someone to take the stress of editing away from me. Someone that has experience in editing these types of videos would be ideal but if not someone willing to learn and happy to do some research on how they are generally edited if they are new to the beauty and lifestyle side. This will be an on going project so preferably someone that isn't going into a full time job in a few months as I would like to stick with the same person.

I need a logo designed. Hi I own a custom event/couture company that do custom items. I hate my business name but it has grown so fast I have to keep it so I now need a logo..

Need a program to scrape or crawl ebay links. Starting from this link: Which is all sold books in the USA. App would visit each link, remembering where it left off at, so as to resume at a later time. Example link: :g:9H0AAOSwAL9UbvUy Under "Item specifics" app would grab isbn, isbn 13, and sold price. Data would then be stored to a mysql db. Often times a book can be sold 5, 10, or 100 times or more. Database need only track up to the last 10 sales of each book. With the push of a button data would be exported from the database to a .csv file. If a given

Hi phpMaestro, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. can you take a look at my site. it works but i want to redo the look. Not sure if I have a budge...profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat. can you take a look at my site. it works but i want to redo the look. Not sure if I have a budget to do from scratch but if you can quote either a redesign and another for a redo, I di not mind a new platform as I would hire someone like you to maintain with a monthly fee or whatever if that is the case. I just hate the bulky look of WP. is the site. please ping or email me your quote. mainly the redesign quote as I like your portfolio examples of the ones i looked at

..."noindex" tag for pages themselves and for anchor text. - No classifieds or mortgage, gaming, web directories, political. - No article directories, forums, web rings, or link directories. - No link farms, no link-exchange programs, no banned sites by Google, no illegal/scam/spam sites. - No exchange programs, rented links, FFA sites. - No gambling, adult & porn sites, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, no blacklisted or spam sites. - No directory submissions, forum posts, article submissions, links from guest books, yahoo groups, CL sites. - No use of automated software or bots. - No links from under construction pages. - No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links,...

..."noindex" tag for pages themselves and for anchor text. - No classifieds or mortgage, gaming, web directories, political. - No article directories, forums, web rings, or link directories. - No link farms, no link-exchange programs, no banned sites by Google, no illegal/scam/spam sites. - No exchange programs, rented links, FFA sites. - No gambling, adult & porn sites, pharmacy sites, illegal websites, hate-based websites, violent websites, no blacklisted or spam sites. - No directory submissions, forum posts, article submissions, links from guest books, yahoo groups, CL sites. - No use of automated software or bots. - No links from under construction pages. - No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links,...

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I am playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends and we crea...because always had revenge in mind towards night elf's, the race that destroyed his village. a low life thief that only looks after his own people ( as long as he has interest to) he'll do almost anything for gold, and magical artifacts, and is totally willing to back-stab anyone for his own gain, anyone but Raphael that once saved his life and became "best-friends"(very competitive love/hate ones). (attached I send a partially painted Sketch Drawing) I'd like to have these dour characters in heroic poses, and looking as a team that has been working together for a long time, I leave the art style, the background and details to the artist, since I like to see and hear about how different peopl...

I need a logo designed. My company name is Paquette Ripa M...or P, R and M to make our new, modern logo. It should be 1.5" by 1.5" maximum. I have an idea. It's like a block letter P at a certain angle and then an R joined to it at another angle. Maybe made of pipes I meant round like pipes That's where you can get creative I don't care that much. Purple, blue whatever would look good Look at my website to see my old logo. I hate it. I used to do Corey Draw, so I kind of know what I want in my head. I just don't Ave the tools to understand what I mean about just using the letters P and R and making them 3d and sort of leaning on each other on an angle I dont mean real 3d I mean that it looks like it has depth, like the letter is coming...

I need a graphic designer who can create amazing graphics for my Mobile 2D Runner game. ~~~~~~~~~~Game Spec~~~~~~~~~~ Runner is a super star girl in game (celebrity)... and ha...cell phones, news vans -1 Coin, 1 Gem ~~~~~~~~~~Budget & Deadline~~~~~~~~~~ I want to hire u on hourly way. $10 hourly rate will be good. I have $200 as budget in my mind. I want u to complete this job within 5 days. $50~100 bonus will be paid according to your quality & speed. ~~~~~~~~~Why I post this job~~~~~~~~~~~~ I hired a designer, but he provided me poor quality graphics. I hate this graphics. It is poor. Main character is a super star(celebrity). So the graphics must be beautiful and colorful. ~~~~~~~graphics from old designer~~~~~~~ !ZwwjgbxS!Tnt0S3yBVDch44wfqiOJcQ