Funny small texts jobber

I could translate texts to other languages, minimum 4.

One page checkout and some other small changes.

I need text animations like the examples in the attached video. The texts I need to animate are: - Tu es un amoureux de Dieu - Tu as soif d'approfondir ton intimité avec Dieu - Tu désires expérimenter Sa présence qui guérit et transforme Yes, using the Three text I sent earlier animated on a water splash back ground in the style of the video I sent you. the name of the event is "Thirsty." so I wanted a water slapsh background or something that illustrates water. Water spalsh reveal the text. Text color orange and backgournd blueish like htese image.

...what the content is. You may include sunrays behind the main logo (a happy watermelon character ). Avoid use of black, dark colors, or dark green. Prefer pantone tones for 2025. White backgrounds ok with other elements. Watermelon, pink, blue, pastel tones may work well Design has to reflect our premium ingredients, you may include realistic shiny watermelon . Keep in mind that the label is small- a little bigger than the size of a nail polish bottle, so dont over crowd your design. (And please read final note) ________________ Potential customers: women between 28-60 years old, maybe kids and teens People consuming this product look for: Energy Production**: Mental Health**: (particularly important for older adults,) and vegans __________________ Written Content in ...

I'm in need of a video editor with a knack for creating engaging personal video montages. My project involves: - Combining family, travel, and event videos into a compelling montage. - All footage provided is under 3 hours in total. - The preferred editing style is funny/comical with special effects and music. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in modern video editing software. - Experience in creating personal/family video montages. - Excellent sense of pace and timing. - Ability to craft narrative within a music video framework. - A keen eye for detail and a creative mind are a must to transform our precious memories into an attractive video montage. - sense of humour

Looking to automate a data entry process and generate reports on Google Sheets. The ideal candidate should be able to integrate data from Google Forms and CSV files into the Sheets to perform these tasks. The project has to be completed ASAP.

Looking to automate a data entry process and generate reports on Google Sheets. The ideal candidate should be able to integrate data from Google Forms and CSV files into the Sheets to perform these tasks. The project has to be completed ASAP.

Hello I'd like you to create an ePaper module PCB used for an electronic shelf tag based on the ESP32 chip. This device is similar to what you would find at a modern retail store, dynamically updating the tag as prices change. Attached are schematics and references for my desired components. I'd like to use the new ESP32-C6-MINI-1-N4 unit as the main controller, as I'm very familiar with ESP programming already, and want to take advantage of its many connectivity options including BLE, Zigbee, and Thread. The ePaper display itself will be the Pervasive 2.13" display using the ZIF25 connector and SPI protocol. Schematics and additional reference details are attached, please read these carefully to ensure the ePaper display module functions accordingly. It will be powe...

Some "sold" labels to be added to a real estate board. "sold" needs to be changed from green to red and made to be clearer with more to be added.

I'm looking for a talented designer to create a sleek and elegant logo for my massage shop. Key requirements: - texts containing “Parramatta 105 Massage” - The logo should embody elegance, reflecting the high-quality service we offer. - One of the key design elements should be attractive playful female masseuses. This can be abstracted in a visually appealing way. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in designing elegant and sophisticated logos. - Understanding of color psychology, particularly warm tones. - Ability to create visually appealing and abstract representations of human figures. Your design will be the face of my business - so I'm looking for a designer who can bring a touch of sophistication to their work. Looking forward to seei...

I am seeking a skilled ed...Document Types: My project includes a mix of technical, academic, and creative writing pieces. - Word Count: The documents to be proofread and edited are more than 1000 words each. - Primary Goal: I am primarily looking to enhance the clarity and readability and provide me exact solution as per my need. The ideal candidate for this project should have: - Proven experience in editing a variety of texts, including technical and academic papers, creative writing, etc. - A keen eye for detail to spot and correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors. - Strong writing skills to help improve the overall style and tone of the documents. If you have the expertise and experience necessary to help me elevate the quality of my work, I look forward to your...

...acquire some Paid or In Kind (free stuff) Sponsorships.. Food, liquor, etc. Maybe even speakers if possible. I prefer a paid sponsor. Also need help on strategy. Such as what to include in pitch deck and best approach when contacting companies. Event Location: New York Hosted by: The page is a social media account that posts popular millennial Black culture memes, quotes, funny videos. Recap video of party will be displayed on the IG account & will include coverage/product placement of sponsors. Here is an example of last years party recap video: Party will be in same location, and similar vibe. The crowd will consist of young black millennial socialites, ages 25-40. In the group will be creators, influencers, black professionals

I would like to create a video of a wake filmed at a pub this Saturday 18th May 24 at 3pm to 5pm. The deceased passed unexpectedly and left a 16 yr old son behind. The subject's friends are gathering to mark his passing and we would like to film some of the event to send as a memory to his 16yr old son. We would like to record how people knew the subject and record some funny stories about his life. He was a very funny man. The tone of the final output should convey a celebration of the individual's life rather than focusing on the grief. Skills and Experience Required: - Experience in filming wakes or similar events - Proficient in family-style video creation - Expert film editing skills to highlight key moments - Capacity to produce a video that distinctly celeb...

I'm in need of a website designer for my small business. The main purpose of the website will be to showcase the products/services that my company offers. Key Requirements: - Design a Small Business Website: The primary focus of the site will be to showcase our products and services. - Product Catalog with Categories: An organized, user-friendly product catalog will be featured on the website. - Online Booking/Appointment System: The site must include a functional online booking/appointment system to facilitate client interactions. - Multi-Page Extension: The initial site will focus on product/service showcasing. However, it will need to eventually extend to multiple pages like HR, Finance and other divisions. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in designing E-commerce...

I'm looking for a simple and clean Shopify website to showcase my food and allow customers to order food on my website. Key Requirements: - I need the website to be designed in a minimalist and clean style, with a user-friendly and easy-to-navigate interface. - The focus should be on showcasing my products and services effectively. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience with designing and developing Shopify websites is essential. - A good eye for minimalist and clean design, with the ability to create an elegant and sophisticated look. - Understanding of user experience and ability to design a website that is easy to navigate. - Strong communication skills and the ability to understand and incorporate my business requirements into the website design. Please outli...

I've got a small Python script that runs on my desktop and I need it to be translated into C# for better integration with the rest of my software. I need a skilled programmer with experience in both Python and C#. Unfortunately, I have not been able to make the script run successfully on Windows, but it works on Linux (WSL). For: Python script (I will provide full script): import grpc from chirpstack_api import api server = "" api_token = "eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJ......................87k2i66CulW7Y" channel = grpc.insecure_channel(server) client = (channel) auth_token = [("authorization", "Bearer %s" % api_token)] req = (dev_eui="00000000aabbccdd") resp = (req

I'm looking to improve my search engine rankings by building backlinks. Key Requirements: - Backlinks from industry-specific blogs and educational institutions - Anchor texts should be specific and relevant to my content Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in SEO - Experience in backlink building - Knowledge of different types of websites and their potential impact on SEO Looking forward to seeing your proposals!

I'm searching for an experienced translator to assist with some undefined language pair translations. I neglected to specify the content type, this may range from business documents to literary texts or technical manuals. Consequently, I require: - A seasoned translator with diverse translation experience, capable of working on different types of documents. - Please showcase your past experiences while bidding, and highlight your strengths working with different language pairs and types of documents. - Fluency in multiple languages, particularly uncommon ones, would be highly advantageous. Your expertise should guide me in defining the scope of work. This could become an ongoing relationship if the first project is successful. I look forward to hearing from versatile and expe...

need help for a small C project. It uses Graph. Very easy and small project

I'm in need of a skilled web developer to design and build a modern, sleek website for my small business. The main goal is to have a clean and attractive site that is optimized for mobile devices. Key facets of the project include: - Contact Form Implementation: The website should have a contact form that is easy to locate and use, enabling potential clients to get in touch with my business easily. - Style: The design should be modern and sleek, ensuring that the website feels up-to-date and professional. - Mobile Optimization: It's crucial that the site looks and functions well on mobile devices. This includes responsive design and a smooth user experience across different screen sizes. Given the specifics of the project, I'm looking for a web developer with e...

I'm in need of a skilled drafter with CAD experience to create detailed blueprints for small, under 5 inches, nylon rollers. These rollers will need to be designed for heavy load capacities, able to withstand over 100 lbs. They will be used in the manufacturing industry. Key Skills: - CAD expertise - Knowledge of materials, specifically nylon - Experience designing industrial equipment - Understanding of load capacities Deliverables: - Detailed CAD drawings of the rollers - Specific measurements and load capacity clearly indicated - Recommendations on optimal nylon attributes for the task The perfect candidate will have a strong background in both drafting and product design for manufacturing. They'll be able to work from our specifications to create highly functional,...

As a small business owner, I'm currently struggling with potentially corrupted outlook. I need a savvy IT specialist to help me recover it and ensure it's fully functional. Alongside this, I need your expertise in identifying appropriate IT tools beneficial for a small scale business like mine. - Recover and troubleshoot my possibly corrupted Outlook - Small business IT tool identification and integration - Training/coaching on new tools A solid understanding of Microsoft Outlook recovery, plus experience with small business IT setup and maintenance would be beneficial for this role.

...5. Services/Programs 6. Books to buy 7. Video to watch The changes we need in our website template, row to row: 1. Head: our logo It is ok. 2. Blog with 3 news 2.1 Titles of the news has to be changed in lowercase (only first letter uppercase) 2.2 The text of the news have to wrap at the end of the word, not interrupting the word 3. Field of actions (aree di intervento) 3.1 The the written texts (Empowerment delle Persone, Empowerment delle Aziende, Empowerment delle Comunità Locali) have to be centred in the middle (horizontal direction) of 3 columns of news 4. Events 4.1 The width of the "Event" box have to be the same as the width of the "News" box (row n. 2) 4.2 The description of the events have to appear and the countdown of the missing days...

I'm looking for a well-researched paper on Islamic Feminism within the context of Leila Aboula's "The Translator". The paper shall mainly focus on the themes of gender equality and women's rights within Islam, particularly with a historical lens towards women's r...In-depth analysis of Leila Aboula's "The Translator" in the context of Islamic Feminism - Exploration of gender equality and women's rights within Islam - Placing the analysis within the historical context of women's roles in Islamic societies The ideal freelancer for this job would have: - Proficiency in English Literature and Islamic Feminism - Strong research skills - Ability to critically analyze texts - Understanding of historical contexts of Islamic societies -...

I need a Shopify specialist who can jump on a small task on the custom theme of my e-commerce store. Need to fix the pagination issue on the collection page. Given the broad nature of this project, experts with wide-ranging Shopify experience, especially with custom themes would be perfect. The ability to communicate effectively and understand my specific needs is pivotal for the success of this project.

...Social media management: creating a robust strategy, setting up and improving accounts, posting regular updates and interacting with our community. The aim is to create a positive and engaging online presence for my brand. - Content creation: producing pertinent, engaging, and share-worthy content. A level of creativity is required here as you'll be making visually compelling posts and catchy texts to attract and retain our audience. - Online advertising: designing and implementing advertising campaigns, optimizing for performance and analyzing results to improve future campaigns. You should be seasoned in marketing with a record of successful social media campaigns aimed at young adults and professionals. Strong copywriting skills and a creative mind are also highly des...

I need to extract text and tables from a series of PDFs and convert them into an Excel file. The main requirements for this project include: - Extracting text: The texts from the PDF files need to be carefully extracted and placed into the corresponding cells in the Excel sheet. - Tables: There are some tables within the PDFs that need to be accurately reproduced in Excel. The Excel file must preserve the original formatting of the text and tables, so as to maintain the integrity of the data. The PDFs are only in English, so no complex multilingual extraction is required. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in PDF to Excel conversion - Strong attention to detail - Ability to preserve original formatting in Excel - Excellent English language understanding and communication

I'm seeking proficient translators who are bilingual in Arabic and French. This project involves translating documents in general, non-technical terminology from Arabic to French, and vice versa. Here's what I'm looking for: - Native speakers of Arabic and French. - Experience in translation between these languages. - Familiarity with general, non-specialized texts. - Ability to deliver accurate and culturally sensitive translations. Having familiarity with different dialects of both languages would be an added advantage. The main goal is to maintain the originality and essence of the text while ensuring the translation reads naturally, as if originally written in the target language. Please share your portfolio and work samples as part of your application.

Rework an existing logo and make it 3d for presentation

I'm in need of a compelling animated explainer video for an Instagram ad, targeted at small business owners. The primary goal of this video is to showcase the core features of our product in a clear, engaging manner. Key Requirements: - Creation of an animated video that is more than 60 seconds long - Tailored towards small business owners as the primary audience - Emphasis on explaining the key features of our product in a creative and visually appealing way Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in creating animated explainer videos - Understanding of the target demographic (small business owners) - Ability to convey complex information in a simplified and engaging manner - Proficiency in producing content suitable for Instagram advertising Pleas...

I am in need of a small single layer PCB design. This project is solely for testing purposes, not for production. Key Requirements: 1. PCB Design: The board should be single layer and small, with dimensions less than 5cm x 5cm. 2. Testing: The design should be suitable for testing various components and functionalities. Ideal skills: - Proficiency in PCB design software - Experience in designing small-scale, single layer boards - Understanding of PCB testing methodologies - Ability to work with client closely to meet testing goals

I'm looking for a 3D interior designer to help with a small, modern interior design for our upcoming project of stationary/gift/photocopy shop. The shop is under 500 square feet, and I prefer a modern style. Key Areas to Include: - Product Display Area - Cashier/Checkout Section - Storage Space - Space for Photocopy Machine Gift items display area Ideal Experience: - 3D Interior Design - Experience with Modern Design Aesthetics - Previous experience with designing commercial spaces, particularly shops - Understanding of space optimization and functionality - Familiarity with creating 3D models for small spaces

Seeking a skilled and creative animator to bring my Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) characters to life in a 2-min...skilled and creative animator to bring my Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) characters to life in a 2-minute comedic animated skit. The animation will accompany a specific song provided. Ideal Animator Skills and Experience: - Proficient in 2D animation - Ability to incorporate a lighthearted, funny tone - Experience with creating humorous animated content - Knowledge of DnD or RPGs is a plus Project Details: - The animation style is not specified, leaving room for your creative interpretation. - Maintain a funny and lighthearted tone throughout - Characters should perform actions that loosely sync with the given song. Looking forward to see your unique take on this a...

I need a geotechnical consultant with expertise in site investigation, foundation design, and slope stability anal...than 1 acre and currently in the planning and design stage. Key Responsibilities: - Conduct a thorough site investigation and characterization - Provide foundation design and analysis based on the site conditions - Perform slope stability analysis to ensure the safety and feasibility of the project Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in geotechnical engineering, with a focus on small sites - Proficiency in geotechnical investigation techniques and interpretation of findings - Expertise in foundation design and analysis software - Strong background in slope stability analysis - Excellent ability to communicate technical information to non-technical st...

I have a French text, short in length (2 pages), that requires a comprehensive commentary (4 pages) . I'm looking for a freelancer who has: - An excellent command of French - A background in history, preferably with specific expertise in various periods. The period d...short in length (2 pages), that requires a comprehensive commentary (4 pages) . I'm looking for a freelancer who has: - An excellent command of French - A background in history, preferably with specific expertise in various periods. The period discussed in the text hasn't been specified, so a broad historical knowledge would be advantageous. - Skills in critical analysis and interpretation of texts. Your task will be to read through the French text and provide a comprehensive commentary on its histo...

I'm looking for a skilled civil engineer to create plans for a commercial, two-story patio. It's intended to be an outdoor seating area, accommodating less than 50 people. Key requirements: - Utilize my existing architectural plan: I already have a basic layout, but I need a professional to develop detailed civil engineering plans for the patio. You should be able to translate this architectural plan into a viable, structurally sound design that meets local building codes and regulations. - Focus on general seating: The primary feature of the patio will be seating. You'll need to plan the most efficient use of the space to comfortably seat the expected number of people. Please consider factors such as accessibility, comfort, and durability. - Experience in commercial pro...

...network for my office. It's a small setup with fewer than 10 employees. Key Requirements: - Design a network that enables internet access, file sharing, communication, and collaboration - The network should be able to efficiently handle the needs of the employees - As we don't have remote workers, the focus is on ensuring the on-site network is secure and robust. - Media streaming via wifi - NAC implementation - Online browse policy, social network, and other inappropriate site restrictions Ideal Skillsets: - Proficiency in networking design for small offices - Experience in setting up networks for file sharing and communication - Ability to ensure network security and reliability - Excellent communication skills and the ability to understand the needs of a ...

I'm currently working on a video podcast that humorously explores British culture. I'm in need of an experienced comedy scriptwriter who's adept at crafting light-hearted and whimsical content. Key Responsibilities: - Create engaging and funny scripts that humorously explore various aspects of British culture. - Write content that resonates with a broad audience, tapping into the light-hearted and whimsical tone I'm aiming for. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in writing comedy, preferably for video or audio formats. - A solid understanding of British culture and its nuances. - Ability to deliver fresh and original content that's both entertaining and informative. - A keen sense of humor and a knack for light-hearted and whimsical comedy...

We're in need of a detail-oriented data entry specialist to enter about 100 entries into Google Sheets. Skills and experience: - Proficient with Google Sheets and its functionality - Sharp attention to details - Excellent time-management and deadline oriented - Experience with numeric and image data entry is useful but not required Main responsibilities: - Accurate data entry within a short deadline - Add data in the correct Google Sheets' fields - Maintain data confidentiality and follow data security protocols If you are committed, dependable, and able to work with less supervision; we would love to hear from you.

Please read info in attached file. Below is AI generated text. I'm seeking a skilled designer for creating a unique product box design for my retail item. The goal of this design is...my product. Brand name: eQualle - Dimensions: The box size is 130x175x75 mm - Style: I'm aiming for a branded style. The design should be clean, simple, and should clearly represent the brand identity. Ideal skills for this job include experience in graphic design, particularly in the field of product packaging. Familiarity with small-sized product packaging would be a plus. I'm looking for someone who can bring creativity and a keen sense of branding to the table. Your portfolio should showcase successful previous projects with a similar focus.

...create an engaging and humorous short video script, of approximately 300 - 400 words. The script should center around funny workplace scenarios leveraging satire as the form of humor. I need you to develop characters such as a Boss, an Employee, and a Co-worker. I have some sample scripts and videos to give you an idea of what I am looking for. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in script writing, particularly in creating comedic content - Strong acting skills, specially in performing comedic roles - Experience in developing office-based characters and scenarios - A sound understanding and knowledge of Satire as a form of humor - A knack for creating funny workplace dialogues and situations. If you are up for this interesting project, I welco...

I'm seeking a talented sculptor to create a small figure holding a poppy as a memorial tribute. - Purpose: The figure is intended to serve as a touching and meaningful tribute in remembrance of a loved one. - Material: I'm open to suggestions when it comes to the material for the figure. Your expertise in materials that are suited for this type of project will be highly valued. - Size: The figure should be small, less than 10 inches. This size is ideal for the intended use of the piece. The ideal candidate will have: - Experience in creating small, intricate sculptures. - A portfolio that showcases previous work in a similar style. - An understanding of the sensitivity and significance of memorial art. I believe this project will require not just tech...

...undetermined (the freelancer must figure out which one) main WordPress theme. The ideal freelancer has to have experience dealing with WordPress themes and should be capable of figuring out the main theme on their own. Key Tasks: - Install Photograph Child Theme on main WordPress theme - Ensure compatibility of the child theme with the main theme The entire child theme design (pictures, logos, texts, etc.) must be loaded correctly so that the freelancer can immediately begin editing the site blocks according to my task given to the freelancer. The freelancer will need to be proficient in WordPress, theme installation, and troubleshooting. The ability to determine the parent WordPress theme through analysis of the website is necessary. Knowledge on customizing WordPress...

I'm in need of a specialist for on-premise configuration of a small-scale data center. It's vital you have thorough experience in setting up servers, storage devices, and network devices due to the technical nature of this project. Ideal Skills: • Proven expertise in data center design and configuration • Solid knowledge of servers, storage devices, and network devices • In-depth understanding of small-scale, on-premise data centers Freelancer job description, data center configuration Given: • 10ft container - 2 racks , Each rack can be height 42U. And app 1100 mm deep • 20ft container – 4 racks, Each rack can be height 42U. And app 1100 mm deep We'd recommend a gigabit connection (can be shared between all servers at on...

Developer to help in small android task, developer must have knowledge about android app and bug fixing Requirements are- Experience in android app

I'm seeking a talented developer to create a custom shell script for my Linux system. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in shell scripting and Linux systems is a must. - Experience in software development to ensure that the script is stable and reliable. - Understanding of software requirements and good analytical skills to ensure the script meets my needs. Implement the software using shell scripts The first thing that will appear to the user is the software name in the middle and uder it is a short description of what the software is Then the user will have the choice of either login or create an account. If the user chooses to create an account they will be asked to enter their name (first and last) and their email (check for valid email entry) and set a password of at lea...

I am in need of someone who can provide me with motivational resources to support my endeavors in achieving personal growth. Key tasks include: - Providing texts, videos, audios, or any other forms of resources that motivate and inspire. - Regularly updating these resources to ensure their effectiveness and relevance. - Assist me in the application of the motivational resources in day-to-day living, with the ultimate aim to enhance my strength, both mental and physical, as well as my overall health. Ideal Skills: - Experience in motivational speaking or coaching - Understanding of psychology or personal development - Resourceful and creative in procuring or creating motivational materials - Excellent communication skills This is not just a job for me, it's a journey. I ...

I am new to Power Automate. I have already built several relatively complex Flows, but I am facing a few issues related to dynamic UI elements and how to stop a loop. I am looking for someone with a strong grasp of Power Automate to help me solve these issues. 1. How to stop a loop based on a Python GUI counter. 2. How to pick a link in a table based on the right column (in Salesforce). 3. How to click a download link that always has a different CSS identifier. 4. ...might be an additional question that arises. Note that autodesk is not allowed on my work computer but I can provide very detailed information with screenshot from Power Automate to help you understand the issues.

Hi, I have recently started vapour blasting for people that collect and restore motorcycles. I need a logo made so that I can get some business cards printed. I don't need anything fancy, I just need it in a format that I can scale it in the future without losing resolution just in case I want to make any a5 posters etc. The business is called "Burger Blast" I want an animated burger with a face holding a vapour blasting nozzle. I can provide examples of what I need. I also need it to be completely original. You can see in the files I have uploaded what I mean by vapour blasting gun/nozzle