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HI i HAVE TO CREATE 20 VIDEO FOR 1 OF MY CLIENT VIDEO IS OF 15 SEC TO 30 DEPEND ON VIDEO VIDEO SHOULD BE ANIMATED OR MANIPULATED LIKE HERE THIS GUY DOING VIDEO SHOULD BE OF TRAVEL RELATED PORTAL . PLEASE QUOTE FOR EACH VIDEO
Hi weblinkbuilding, I'm Dany a Canadian Hemp & Cannabis entrepreneur. I own 2 business in Canada. The first one is and the second one is . With , my goal is to be a worldwide leader with hemp products. I've decided to hire a local guy to built a wordpress website but we need more. We want that bilingual website perfect and we need to be able to be a world class seller. With , we are the first francophone brand in the medical cannabis sector in Canada, i want to reach people for now and redirected them on If you think you can help me to achieve my goals, let me know.
The Responsibilities: Serve as the writer and content creator for three brands through all marketing channels (mostly online). Working in collaboration with internal and external marketing team to implement a defined content, marketing and PR strategies. Managing social media and serve as editor for two brands Perform certain PR functions, e.g., media reach, influencer marketing etc.
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Looking for professional scripter, webhoster, php +++ NOR godta så kan vi snakke vidre på chat, mye lettere! pris og slik underher er bare noe random som står ! vi blir enige! MVH
I'm in need of a 2D animation expert to create an entertaining and comedic cartoon video. Requirements: - 2D Animation: Proficiency in 2D animation is a must. The video should be engaging and visually appealing. - Storytelling: I need the freelancer to have a good sense of humor and be able to create a funny and entertaining storyline. - Entertainment Focus: The video is meant to be solely for entertainment purposes, so I'm looking for someone who can make the content light-hearted and amusing. Ideal Candidate: - Experience in creating 2D animation, particularly in a comedic style. - A portfolio that demonstrates your skill in engaging storytelling and light-hearted humor. - Ability to take creative direction and feedback, and integrate them into the final product...
...corrupt local customs officials who require bribes to release goods. Any “horror stories” you might have heard or read about corrupt local customs officials in your country requiring bribes to release goods probably were for items such as expensive phones and laptops, not a bunch of simple electronics components. Put simply: I suppose a customs official looking at an iPhone 14 Pro might think, “Wow! This is an expensive phone. Yeah, this guy has money. Let me get a bribe out of him.” Whereas, if he were to look at a few ESP32 development boards which cost less than $5 (Five Dollars) each? Meh. I doubt he’s even going to think about asking for a bribe for such items. I suppose corrupt local customs officials are greedy, not foolish.z ✻ T...
I need people who can create the website so that it is available online in 4 months, a specific delivery time, who knows how to create quality content and seo, more web traffic about adults.
I have a very basic high-level requirement for an ERP System that we need. I have the basic workflow with me. I need a Business Analyst to go through the requirement and create comprehensive flowchart diagrams, Detailed specification, and UI/UX plan. Tasks need doing: - Converts the business needs into detailed functional specifications. - Creates comprehensive flowchart diagrams to visualize the workflow. - May assist with the development of UI/UX planner. - Identifies integration points and necessary third-party services. - Ensures that all business requirements are met in the system design. I have a very limited budget, hence any entry to intermediate level Business Analyst apply! Previous experience should be validated!
I'm looking for a content writer who can create a short, engaging comedy story that's emotional yet funny. The target audience for this story is broad - it should be appealing to adults, teens, and kids alike. Key Requirements: - Experience in creating comedy content with an emotional touch - Ability to write engaging, short stories (less than 5 minutes) - Understanding of humor that appeals to diverse age groups Your task would be to come up with a compelling narrative that blends humor and emotion, ensuring it's appropriate and entertaining for a wide range of viewers. The ideal candidate for this job would be a creative individual with excellent storytelling skills and a good sense of humor.
Needed rich content writer with excellent english skill ,I need 2 or 3 article daily basis
Here is your rare opportunity to make Good Money!!! Do you thrive in a fast-paced environment where your success is directly tied to your effort? Are you passionate about connecting businesses with the power of a stellar website? If so, we want YOU on our team! We're a High Converting Website Design Agency looking for a driven, commission-only sales superstar to join our ranks. In this role, you'll be responsible for: Prospecting and Cold Calling: You'll identify potential clients who need a website refresh or a brand new online presence. Be prepared to make a positive first impression and build rapport over the phone. Understanding Client Needs: You'll have a knack for uncovering a client's vision and translating that into actionable website goals. Selli...
I'm seeking a caricature artist for an adult graduation party. The chosen artist will be responsible to create different caricatures for the attendees, ensuring each drawing captures their spirit in a funny and exaggerated way. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in drawing both color and black & white caricatures - Ability to create funny and exaggerated caricatures based on live models - Experience working with adults and capturing their likeness in a fun, creative way Ideal freelancers should have: - A portfolio of previous caricature work, preferably with examples of both color and black & white drawings - Experience working at live events. - A knack for capturing the essence of a person in a humorous, exaggerated way. Your creativity will fuel the fun at ...
I'm seeking a freelancer who can assist in generating leads and promoting our website design and development services to small businesses. Key responsibilities include: - Cold calling and Facebook messaging: You should be comfortable with proactively reaching out to small businesses and engaging with them to create interest in our services. - Sales pitching: You'll be required to explain our website design and development services in a compelling and persuasive manner, highlighting their benefits and unique selling points. - Appointment setting: Part of this role would involve booking appointments with interested small business owners for further discussions with our team. Experience in sales, particularly in B2B, and in website design and development would be advantageous....
Updated again to avoid confusion. This is for 15 pictures in the style of the attachment. There are no sketches and I'm looking for jpg hi-res files in 1:1 page size. I will not negotiate on price so please post your bid to complete the work and only apply if I can see childrens illustations in your profile. I'm looking an illustrator to create captivating illustrations to accompany my children's short story. The project includes a cover and 14 drawings, all tailored towards 4-8 year-olds. As the story revolves around a child's love for football, a basic understanding of the game would be ideal. I'm looking for cartoon style similar to the attached. Other than the front cover, each page should be related to the 4 lines of the story which will ...
Looking for expert who create fiverr gif and create freelancer seller gig. More details: Is this project for business or personal use? For starting a new enterprise What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Experience How soon do you need your project completed? ASAP
We're launching a promotional campaign for a sp...campaign for a spoon and require experienced actors who are comfortable with, and can execute, absurd humor. The objective of this joke advert is to: • Create an engaging, funny, and memorable way to promote our product: the spoon I'm replicating the old style infomercials of the 90s so acting needs to be a bit wooden and feel cheep The ideal candidate should have: The ability to use a phone (on its side in a tripod or propped up somehow) and film themselves firstly struggling to use a spoon and another take using a spoon perfectly like its the easiest thing they have ever done. also deliver some lines. I'll be looking to use the footage from the phone, so make it the best quality you can. making sur...
I'm planning to launch a YouTube channel focused on creating funny, hilarious, and stupid content. I will be providing all the necessary footage and content for this project. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proficient in video editing - Strong sense of humor - Experience in creating viral content - Ability to engage the audience I'm looking for a creative individual who can help me create unique content that will resonate with my target audience.
Hey We are looking for ASO (appstore optimization) Marketer. it's like SEO, but for apps in the appstore and playstore. We are looking for Marketers that have 1-2 hours a day to promote our apps. *** no need a previous experience in ASO as we will teach you the basics and guide you all the way *** We are looking for someone that will be able to analyze keywords, upload app to the store and promote it. after 3 months we will also consider adding bonuses for success. the rule is as followed: 1. Upload the app to the playstore 2. promote the app using ASO methods that we will teach and guide you 3. analyze the data to optimize the results 4. improve text, images and other features in the app 5. find our own ways to promote the app organically
Title: Brandon Cohen: The Enigmatic Visionary Redefining Event Promotion with Style and Flair In the fast-paced world of event promotion, one name shines brightly among the rest - Brandon Cohen, the charismatic CEO and owner of HoH Promotions. Known for his unparalleled creativity and unwavering dedication, Brandon has carved out a reputation as the go-to guy for turning ordinary events into extraordinary experiences. With a flair for the dramatic and a keen eye for detail, Brandon has left a trail of awe-inspiring parties and career-launching events in his wake. His involvement in Electric Dance Carnival 2018 & 2019 sent shockwaves through the industry, establishing him as a force to be reckoned with. From his roots in club promoting to his meteoric rise to becoming the Head...
I'm in need of talented web developers, mobile app developers(both native and hybrid), and ui/ux designers. Feel free to contact me for more discussion if you have any of those skills. NOTE: I am looking for the individual developers, not any companies.
Here is your rare opportunity to make Good Money!!! Do you thrive in a fast-paced environment where your success is directly tied to your effort? Are you passionate about connecting businesses with the power of a stellar website? If so, we want YOU on our team! We're a High Converting Website Design Agency looking for a driven, commission-only sales superstar to join our ranks. In this role, you'll be responsible for: Prospecting and Cold Calling: You'll identify potential clients who need a website refresh or a brand new online presence. Be prepared to make a positive first impression and build rapport over the phone. Understanding Client Needs: You'll have a knack for uncovering a client's vision and translating that into actionable website goals. Selli...
Looking to have someone edit a short vlog anywhere from :30-1:30. I want it to be super fun and engaging with a lot of quick cuts. I’m in Europe for 7 more days so need to hire someone that is good and can help me make one daily. It’s up to you how you want to make it here are just a few things I think I want to have: Start with the video with guy saying “this is a challenge? I thought it was supposed to be hard” then cut to the video of him at night calling his mom saying yea we fucked ip” Then cut to the music and other scenes Please use the song Mr. Blue Sky by electric light orchestra So the whole point of this travel I’m doing in Europe is to travel through Europe to make it to Berlin with no money and only trade redbull cans. So I...
...of the guys reacting to their scores. On-screen text showing the lowest score. <atmosphere> - The atmosphere is filled with anticipation. <voice off> "Sorry, buddy, looks like you got the lowest score. Time to pay up!" <Time range> (30-40 seconds): Shots of the guy who got the lowest score handing over money. On-screen text showing the highest score. <atmosphere> - The atmosphere is excited and celebratory. <voice off> "And the winner is... congratulations! You get to take the girl out!" <Time range> (40-50 seconds): Shots of the guy celebrating his victory. Shots of the girl joining him. <atmosphere> - The atmosphere is joyful and romantic. <voice off> "Have a great time, guys! Don't forget to l...
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Please read the content of the requirements - ONLY SPANISH SPEAKER I am seeking an experienced 360 marketing specialist for my social media platforms which include Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and Twitter. The successful candidate will need to be a native Spanish speaker. To sell Point of sale For B2B sells of software Key responsibilities include: - Creating engaging and compelling content that will resonate with my target audience - Designing and implementing a comprehensive social media strategy aimed at driving sales - Creating and designing the Ads - Monitoring and analyzing metrics to ensure the effectiveness of campaigns
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Needed rich content writer with excellent english skill ,I need 2 or 3 article daily basis
I'm looking for a dedicated chatter based in India who can proficiently communicate in English. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Fluency in English to provide effective chat - Previous experience in chat service roles - Comfortable with using messaging platforms for interactions - Basic understanding of chat service principles - Empathetic and patient communication style - Preferably based in India for time zone compatibility.
Here is your rare opportunity to make Good Money!!! Do you thrive in a fast-paced environment where your success is directly tied to your effort? Are you passionate about connecting businesses with the power of a stellar website? If so, we want YOU on our team! We're a High Converting Website Design Agency looking for a driven, commission-only sales superstar to join our ranks. In this role, you'll be responsible for: Prospecting and Cold Calling: You'll identify potential clients who need a website refresh or a brand new online presence. Be prepared to make a positive first impression and build rapport over the phone. Understanding Client Needs: You'll have a knack for uncovering a client's vision and translating that into actionable website goals. Selli...
No AI generated art work please look at reference art projects will be rejected if it looks nothing like the character. High Elf Archer is a slender and tall elf with green hair that is long in the back and short in front, with two braids at the side. She has long ears that confirm her status as a High Elf. She wears a green sleeveless archer corset, shorts, a pair of uneven black gloves, knee high boots, and a hood. On adventures, she wears an additional black sleeve over her left arm, the arm guard for her bow arm. She is described as stunningly beautiful, even among elves. On several occasions, she is shown to take the immediate attention of males. She has a small bust, which she is sensitive over. High elf archer should be provocatively dressed and flirty but not over overly done ...
No AI generated art work please look at reference art projects will be rejected if it looks nothing like the character. Priestess is a pretty young woman with long blond hair that is tied back in a small ponytail by a small blue bow with chest-length hair strands hanging on either side and blue eyes. She is usually seen wearing white robes over blue garbs, both laced with golden outlines and wielding a golden-colored staff decorated with blue jewels. Unseen, during adventures, she also wears protective chainmail under her garb. Priestess should be provocatively dressed and flirty but not over overly done to the point of pornogrophy More details: Is this project for business or personal use? Personal What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Expe...
No AI generated art work please look at reference art projects will be rejected if it looks nothing like the character. Cow Girl is a young woman with rose-colored eyes and short red hair. Working on a farm since childhood has given her an athletic body. She is often seen wearing a long-sleeved shirt, black overalls, and black work boots. Cowgirl should be provocatively dressed and flirty but not over overly done to the point of pornography More details: Is this project for business or personal use? Personal What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Experience How soon do you need your project completed? Within 2 weeks
I'm looking for an experienced and creative individual to design and craft a viral, hilarious meme for teenagers. Key Requirements: - The meme should be in video clip format - It should be engaging, funny, and understand teenage humour well. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in creating memes, especially in video format - An understanding of teenage humour and what appeals to them socially and culturally - A portfolio that reflects successful, engaging, and shared memes - Strong video editing skills to create a compelling final product Please keep in mind that the goal is not only to create a meme, but also to make it shareable among teenagers. Looking forward to see some exciting proposals!
I'm in need of a skilled Python developer to work on a web scraping project. Key Requirements: - I'm primarily focusing on Web scraping as the main functionality for the project. - You should be well-versed in Python and have a proven track record in data analysis. - Knowledge of web scraping is essential to ensure efficient and reliable data extraction.
I'm in need of 2 creative and dynamic banners to serve as a powerful brand promotion tool. The design should be unique and attention-grabbing, showcasing my brand in the best possible light. The 2 sizes are MREC Dimensions (WxH): 300 x 250px Banner Dimensions Desktop (WxH): 728 x 90px I want the two guys on the left and the single guy on the right and both cut out of the background and put on the tropical background. I want the words to say MAIN HEADING - Adding one makes it more fun! Sub heading - Book 2 Nights, Get 1 FREE - this smaller underneath " Extend the fun" will be the button underneath and the include the logo attached
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...Major League Powerwash and Landscape. I am looking for a bold and eye-catching design that will make my brand stand out. Key Elements: - The logo should be a combination of an icon and text, ideally with the business name included. - The visual component should include a zero turn lawnmower and a guy holding a powerwasher, symbolizing the core services of the business. - The design should appeal to a wide audience and be easily memorable. Ideal Skills: - Experience in creating bold and eye-catching logos. - Proficiency in both icon and text-based logo design. - Ability to incorporate specific elements into the design without compromising the overall aesthetic. - Understanding of the powerwashing and landscaping industry would be a plus. Looking forward to seeing...
Hi, I hope everybuddy is doing well. I am looking for someone capable of writing high-quality niche articles without plagiarism and without using AI for my blogs. The topics can vary, ranging from news to technology. The work needs to be done directly in WordPress, on the domain I provide. It is necessary to upload relevant images and make the logo to match the niche, and ensure that the website complies with all AdSense program policies. I am seeking someone who can assist me long-term in this project, which I am undertaking with several partners. I need qualified manpower. Thank you! Best Regards,
...corrupt local customs officials who require bribes to release goods. Any “horror stories” you might have heard or read about corrupt local customs officials in your country requiring bribes to release goods probably were for items such as expensive phones and laptops, not a bunch of simple electronics components. Put simply: I suppose a customs official looking at an iPhone 14 Pro might think, “Wow! This is an expensive phone. Yeah, this guy has money. Let me get a bribe out of him.” Whereas, if he were to look at a few ESP32 development boards which cost less than $5 (Five Dollars) each? Meh. I doubt he’s even going to think about asking for a bribe for such items. I suppose corrupt local customs officials are greedy, not foolish.z ✻ T...
YOUR BID PRICE IS FINAL. NO LATER CHANGE ALLOWED. I need an Experienced WordPress guy to fix my two problems in two different WordPress site. One site has problem in loading Google Map, place prediction () and in another site, you just have to implement Subscription plan (all required plugins are already installed; you just have to follow support team documentation) Please complete within 3 days
We are looking for an artist who will be able to create 6 custom artworks in a predetermined (similar) style as samples in attachment. Paintings should be very similar as design in attachmnet, but can not be exact copies. Can be the same text, also with McDuck or Bunny. Hight resolution of arts 8000x6000px. We want also source files in PSD to change/remove a texts. We are looking for someone for a long-term cooperation. Send your portfolio to get an impression of your previous work. 1st artwork: Mr Bunny with Mrs. Bunny, graffiti background White Text: A journey to Love: 2nd artwork: McDuck with lots of USD White Text: Forbes 3rd artwork: McDuck with lots of money, cigar in hand Gold Text: NO LUCK ALL HUSTLE 4th artwork: McDuck with bottles of Dom Pérignon Gold Text:...
I'm embarking on a long term project and require an Adobe Illustrator expert. The primary tasks involved are vector illustration and graphic design, focusing specifically on a minimalist style. Key Responsibilities: - Producing high-quality vector illustrations for print materials. - Creating engaging grap...graphic designs in a minimalist theme. You should have: - Proficiency in Adobe Illustrator and a strong portfolio with a focus on minimalism. - Prior experience in creating vector illustrations for print materials. - A keen eye for detail and ability to translate abstract concepts into visual designs effectively. This is an ongoing project with the potential for more work in the future, so I'm looking for someone who is not only skilled but also committed to a long...
Please read content of requerments I am seeking an experienced 360 marketing specialist for my social media platforms which include Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and Twitter. The successful candidate will need to be a native Spanish speaker. To sell Point of sale For B2B sells of software Key responsibilities include: - Creating engaging and compelling content that will resonate with my target audience - Designing and implementing a comprehensive social media strategy aimed at driving sales - Creating and designing the Ads - Monitoring and analyzing metrics to ensure the effectiveness of campaigns
I am looking for a talented graphic designer to help me create some cool and funny T-shirts for my brand targeting professionals in the IT industry. You don't need to know code, but understanding some tech humor will be helpful! Key Responsibilities: - Translate my ideas into visually appealing and humorous designs for T-shirts - Create innovative and quirky designs with an insider IT perspective - Collaborate with me to ensure that the designs appeal to our target audience and align with our brand image Experience & Skills: - Proven experience in graphic design and expertise on design software and technologies. (Only Basic understanding of IT) - Strong aesthetic skills with the ability to combine various colors, fonts, and layouts - Understanding of the IT ind...
More details: What specific goals do you have for your Italian cafe's online presence? Looking for marketing expert What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Detailed project proposals How soon do you need your project completed? ASAP
I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a real quote.
...consist of all the categories as attached sample along with diagrams and References. Attaching one Sample Paper for Reference. Key Responsibilities: - These Papers should be 100% plagiarism free and should not be detected under any Al Detectors - Should be able to Write Papers 2 Papers Total - 5 pages in each Paper - Explain the topic in detail along with diagrams (Attaching the Sample) I'm looking for someone with: Excellent written communication: Ability to craft clear, concise, and engaging technical content. Experience writing white papers, case studies, or technical blog posts (a plus). Skills Required : Technical Writing Research Writing Papers writing Customer Experience Infrastructure engineering Data center builds Server Virtualization HCI Kubernetes Docker ...
Looking for a web developer to assist with various technical woocommerce things with woocommerce, i rather a company than an individual this way there is more skills to different tasks and i dont want issues like disappearing freelancers. Please make sure you are serious, keep having people start the job, do a few things and then all of a sudden just stop working for no reason. Must have good communication and have experience with complex fixes, when a task is assigned it needs to be resolved and whatever else is found quickly. Bugs mean the site is down or not working and dont have time for excuses or inexperience. This is a long term position as once you get use to the sites (about 12) the issues tend to be the same. DO NOT apply just to work temporarily because you need money...
I am looking for a programmer with previous experience in building a Group Buy SEO Panel with the following tools, with the possibility of adding tools later. semrush freepik envato elements Motion Array pacdora with the following download limits: freepik 25 files /day envato elements 30/day Motion Array 30 /day pacdora 30/day I do not want a page specifically for payments, but in return I want a section at admin dashboard to generate activation keys for each service. I will sell these keys, and once the customer obtains an activation key for a service, he will paste it in a specific place on user dashboard and click on the word Activate, and the service associated with this key will be activated. Please send a previous project you work on
