Your topic sounds super inspiring to me! As i see it, you could provide me the first version/draft of your text, and i can try to shape it up by adding my comments and suggestions about funny twists, the rhythm, span of pictures you create in minds of audience, inputs how to sharpen up and intensify the effect you want to achieve, and also as i am being skilled in slam poetry performances i can give you some inputs on stage appearance and behavior in front of audience, voice techniques etc in order to make your stand up performance a total blast!