Coder Required - Parse Data from This File

We are looking for a coder to parse out a VCAL calendar file. Sample file here: [login to view URL] This sample file contains two events. We need to a coder to write a script that will parse out every event in the file, and produce an Excel spreadsheet containing: 1. The first detectable email address in the description 2. The first detectable 11-digit telephone number in the description beginning 07 3. The event start time (DTSTART), in DD/MM/YYYY format It's relatively simple for anyone that knows what they're doing. The final file to parse is around 2MB.