Draw a comic about embarrassment

I'd like to make a 3-panel, black-and-white comic (I'll do color and text/speech bubbles if that makes things easier). Style can be very cartoony/simple. I'm shooting for $70. My wife and were sitting on the couch and she said "It would be so embarrassing to die on the toilet. Like Elvis. He'll never live that down." And she said it with a totally straight, innocent face. Character design, from a previous commission, but not a style requirement: [login to view URL] Script idea: Panel 1, a couple on the couch (female, speech bubble): It would be so embarrassing to die on the toilet. (male, neutral expression) --- Panel 2, Elvis on the toilet, in silhouette? Ideas? Caption: Like Elvis --- Panel 3, a couple on the couch (female, speech bubble, innocent face): He'll never live that down (male, reaction, smile incredulously?)