Sales Letter Needed for a make money with google adwords site

Hello, we are looking to create a salesletter similar to richjerk dot com but something just a little more controversial. Please come up with a character like this site has such as a wealthy idiot etc... and I will get the logo designed. We would like same tone talking like the reader is a jerk or idiot. The attached file is an old approach we had. Another site that competes with site is dayjobkiller dot com The job or product we are selling is basically finding affiliate products to promote and then setup a google adwords advertising account and make money off them and get commision checks. We would like the sales letter to be brief and not talk about the product as long as dayjobkiller does. We like the approach about keeping it simple such as therichjerk Thanks Steve