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We are looking for the world's best comedy writer to write articles from the dog's point of view. Obviously, the intended audience here is other dogs. It's not really important which schools you went to or where you worked before. The only thing that matters is that you have an uncanny ability to see the world as a dog would - basically that means you can make observations and use a vocabulary that would make perfect sense to a dog. For the right person we are looking for a long-term relation. If you are a good fit for our company we are prepared to offer very attractive rates. We firmly believe that creativity and talent should be rewarded in accordance with the success of our company. Please reply with samples of your writing. Optionally, you can demonstrate your affinity for this particular type of writing by choosing any random word(s) and translate to ”dog language”. For example, shoes could be translated into the human's "removable paws" (or something similar). And the vacuum cleaner could be "the machine beast that lives in the closet" -- or something to that effect. If you have seen "Sad dog diary" on Youtube that is a pretty close to what we are aiming for. We prefer native English speaking writers as most of our audience is based in the United States. PS a native english speaker did NOT write this job post (we are still a small company based in Denmark, but growing fast).
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25 freelancers are bidding on average $53 USD/time for this job
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It's an interesting idea. A creative challenge that's for sure. My suggestion. Let's do a small test. You like it, you pay for it and we move on with additional work. You don't. We say bye no cry. Fair deal?
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Words, We need them to get our message across. When you want to use words effectively to create well-written articles you need a writing expert who has the experience in crafting SEO and non-SEO content. I have provided high-quality results for websites, blogs, and articles for individuals, professionals, and business around the globe. With effective content, you can attract new businesses, retain existing clients, and improve brand awareness. Offering excellent results with a fast turnaround, it is obvious I’m the person to help you when you need articles. All content is plagiarism-free and will pass Copyscape with 100% originality. James Walpole
$50 USD om 40 dager
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GOOD DAY! We fully understand that you’re in need of a dependable freelancer who can write engaging, professional, well-researched, SEO-friendly, and 100% unique comedy articles. Wordchain is a reliable team of experienced writers and editors that are committed with the following specifications: - We offer a reasonable rate. - We complete all tasks on time. We never tolerate any delay. - We are driven in delivering Quality. We have a team of language specialists and editors that ensure error-free content. - We have a fully responsive team of customer care advocates. - We scan all texts through CopyScape before submission to guarantee 100% uniqueness. The Service that we offer further includes the following: 1. A project manager who fully monitors your projects’ progress. 2. A team of writers that’s trained for your specific project. 3. A separate team of editors that reviews the quality of each output to suit fully your standards. We’re excited to share our samples and start working on this project. We’d be glad to further discuss the details of this project with you. Thank you! :)
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4,9 (245 omtaler)
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Hi, I am a professional in providing high quality Books. I am highly interested in your project. Please PM to discuss. Revival My Portfolio & Reviews: https://www.freelancer.com/u/revival786
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I’m a creative writer with experience writing for different niches. I can help develop a writing style and tone appropriate to your subject material and communicate with audiences in a voice that is representative of your brand. I produce written copy in the form of books, editorial articles, and promotional marketing material. I quality check sentence structure, grammar, syntax, and spellings and edit or proofread materials so that your reputation is safeguarded. I write in clear, concise and accurate language that can be understood by the general public. I create brand stories which present ideas in a simple, straightforward manner so they appeal to Regards, Garon Helton
$55 USD om 2 dager
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Greetings, I write words that work for you. Words that deliver your message the way you want. I approach your project with the same passion and creativity as if it were my own. I’m results-oriented and deadline-driven. I go the extra mile—and more—to make sure you’re happy. I take pride in always being focused on your needs as a client. If I write beautiful copy, but it is off topic, what good is it to you? The writing style I employ is clean, direct, and easily comprehended. I avoid complex wording and language as those traits do not play well in most applications. I always do thorough research on any topic I am not familiar with, and work to write from an educated and authoritative standpoint. Best Regards, Mike
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Hello there! I'm a native English speaker with over 10 years of experience writing blog content, article writing, Rewriting, copy writing, technical content, E-book content, product reviews, and more.
$55 USD om 40 dager
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Writing has always been my greatest passion; and when it comes to my passions, I do not tread lightly. I developed my writing skills growing up and in high school, and attended school for writing for 5 years. As a freelance writer, I always execute proper grammar and AC and can guarantee a fast, accurate turnaround on all assignments. My writing is creative and 100% original, boasting a specific flair and character that will keep your readers coming back for more. Everything I submit to you will be edited and proofread to perfection so the piece is ready to post. Lastly, I am a thorough researcher, illustrating key facts and history on the topic. Regards, Max Finley.
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With amazing exploration and experimental writing abilities our organization is perfect for any article that you may require, and in any dialect. Articles require truths and in addition pertinent data that backs up those actualities, our organization has the novel capacity to picture the point, giving you a proper leg up. Our article composing abilities permit readers to end up completely submerged and educated regarding the current, leaving them fascinated and wanting more. Our work fulfills, as well as keeps your readers returning consistently, eager to peruse the next article. Content Solution
$50 USD om 10 dager
5,0 (11 omtaler)
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I can be the ultimate choice for all your writing solutions. I try to experiment everything therefore, I welcome my every client to bring in whatever they feel like. Bringing results is what I am committed to. Satisfaction of my client is my uttermost priority and with versatility of my skills I have developed a good grasp over every writing niche. I with my relentless effort always try to improve my writing, learning via different opportunities. I have a negotiable pricing backdrop. The understanding of this profession has not only made me confident but has enabled me to perform at my best under pressure and meet the deadlines with commitment. Thanks!@
$55 USD om 40 dager
4,9 (28 omtaler)
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Hi, I can work for you and provide you reliable services. You can contact me at any time for getting desired services while remaining in your budget. Thanks.
$55 USD om 1 dag
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I am so itchy! All I want to do is scratch my leg and sniff my balls but I have this megaphone thing around my neck! My so-called best friend took me to the vet and she put it on me. For God's sake look at me! I look ridiculous and I have just been led along the High Street. I don't know who might have seen me! I only cut my leg on some barbed wire when I was chasing a rabbit. I almost caught her too, She was quick though and suddenly did an about turn and shot under the wire. Well I'm fast but as you can see, not small. I got stuck. My so-called untangled me and brought me to the vet. She stitched me up. It hurt a bit but I'm a Labrador and can take a bit of pain. Now I have to wear this stupid lampshade thingy and can't get a good scratch in and as for a good sniff around the lamp post> Forget it!
$55 USD om 40 dager
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I'd love to find out more about your project. Please feel free to text me. I am sure I will be a great help for you. Thanks!
$50 USD om 40 dager
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Hello! I am super interested in this opportunity to write dog comedy! I won't tell you about my schooling (that information is available on my profile, if you'd like) but I will tell you that I have always had a dog in my life since I was a kid. My current dog, Rocket, is a silly little Australian Kelpie mix who likes to drag his bum across the floor when he gets excited. I can definitely provide examples of my writing or do a "test run" for you if you'd like. Looking forward to hearing back from you! Sincerely, Denise Bickford
$50 USD om 40 dager
5,0 (16 omtaler)
4,7
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Hi, When it comes to writing, you need an experienced, dedicated, and honest professional who can take your project to the next level. Look no further. I have the experience, skills, and focus that your project requires. Let me help you take your campaigns to the next level. Contact me today to learn how my writing abilities can benefit your business. I can provide any kind of content that you require. I promise that it will be attractive, effective, and plagiarism free. If you are serious about getting results you should consult with a true writing professional. Let me put my years of experience to work for you. I promise you will be completely satisfied with the results. Regards, Jesse Morgan
$55 USD om 2 dager
5,0 (6 omtaler)
3,9
3,9
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I love animals, I have always put myself in their shoes (or should I say paws) and spoken as if I were them. When I was younger, I wrote a little story with a guinea pig in it and wrote everything from his perspective. I would love to do this job, it would mean so much to me. Thank you for your time.
$55 USD om 40 dager
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Woof! I'll be a good boy! I won't shit the rug! I'll keep the mail man away from the house and I won't let the cat out of my sight! I just want some bones to bury in the yard and a nice belly rub from time to time! Just call my name and I'll come running, slobbering, ready to eat!
$55 USD om 40 dager
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