We need to hire someone to write 500 words of witty banter social media updates. The style of the writing needs to be witty, short and clever, with personality. Brevity is key. Updates will be used for a personal Facebook profile of the owner of a high tech / web design / social media company. No sexual, political, religious stuff, just generic witty banter with universal appeal. Humor is always good.
Please send 10 updates which reflect your ability to write in this style. No attachments please, just text in body of this box.
Did you know that the best internet connected cities are in South Korea and Japan with an advanced worldwide network infrastructure of internet cables and the fastest wireless signal? Other claims to fame: Godzilla.
Amazingly, the entire Internet weighs as much as one strawberry. Man, technology is crazy. I remember when it was barely a blueberry.
Did you know that 78 percent of people who complain to a brand via Twitter expect a response within an hour? Apparently, these are the same people who jiggle the handle when the restroom says “occupied”.
On WordPress alone, 56 million blog posts are published every month. Talk about blogging down the system.
Newsflash: Pizza has been voted the third most popular Instagrammed food, behind sushi and steak. Pizza is not happy about this and is calling for a recount.
The average (mean) number of Facebook friends is 338, the median (midpoint) number of Facebook friends is 200 and the average number of real friends is 1.25.
A survey revealed 83% of parents on Facebook are friends with their children and 99% of their children are pretty damn unhappy about it.
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If I send you 10 and everyone else sends you 10, do we still have a viable project? Just curious. And I always wanted to use the phrase "ponzi scheme" in a real sentence.
There are many humor story at my disposal. It takes few periods converting them into an article. If you are in search of more, you are with the right freelancer.