Portuguese BR Content Specialist is required to do some MAGIC: 25,000 words

To cut a long story short, I'd like you to quote me for a 25,000 words rewrite project. I'll hand you a listicle, you re-write it. It has to be in Portuguese (BR). You should not plagiarize. You should write it in a very engaging, witty wat so people will want to hit the "Next" button to read on and on. It should be grammar-error free of course. There'll be a short test to check your skills. Low quality work (defined by my proofreader) will be redone for no additional pay. Repeating low-quality writing will cause the termination of this project, so plz, only bid this if you know what you're doing. If you can include 30-50 ad titles in your work, it will be a nice bonus. When do I need this? As soon as possible You'll be rewriting 3 items (300 words +-) as a test to see if we can start working together. Thanks!